{"id":3316,"date":"2024-09-19T09:51:33","date_gmt":"2024-09-19T09:51:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3316"},"modified":"2024-09-19T09:51:36","modified_gmt":"2024-09-19T09:51:36","slug":"nu-se-mai-culca-cu-mine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3316","title":{"rendered":"Nu se mai culca cu mine"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Dom\u2019 doctor, nevasta-mea nu mai vrea deloc sa se culce cu mine!<br>\u2013 Vreau sa vorbesc si eu cu sotia dumitale sa vedem ce se intampla.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Vine femeia la care doctorul o intreaba:<br>\u2013 E adevarat ce mi-a spus barbatul dumneavoastra? De ce nu vreti sa intretineti relatii cu el?..<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Domnule doctor, sunt foarte obosita. Toata ziua lucrez.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dimineata sar intr-un taxi si ma duc la serviciu. Cind ajung, taximetristul ma intreaba: \u201eFacem socoteala sau\u2026\u201d. Ca sa fac si eu ceva economie, aleg \u201esau\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ajung la serviciu, seful imi zice: \u201eSa stii ca iar ai intirziat. Ce facem, iti taiem din salariu, sau?\u2026 Bine\u2019nteles, aleg \u201esau\u201d. Dupa lucru, obosita ma urc intr-un taxi si ce sa vezi acelasi lucru\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Doctorul:<br>\u2013 Ei, ce parere aveti, ii spunem sotului, sau ?\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dom\u2019 doctor, nevasta-mea nu mai vrea deloc sa se culce cu mine!\u2013 Vreau sa vorbesc si eu cu sotia dumitale sa vedem ce se intampla. Vine femeia la care doctorul o intreaba:\u2013 E adevarat ce mi-a spus barbatul dumneavoastra? De ce nu vreti sa intretineti relatii cu el?.. \u2013 Domnule doctor, sunt foarte obosita. Toata &#8230; <a title=\"Nu se mai culca cu mine\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3316\" aria-label=\"Read more about Nu se mai culca cu mine\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3317,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3316","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3316","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3316"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3316\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3318,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3316\/revisions\/3318"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3317"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3316"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3316"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3316"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}