{"id":3313,"date":"2024-09-19T07:31:05","date_gmt":"2024-09-19T07:31:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3313"},"modified":"2024-09-19T07:31:08","modified_gmt":"2024-09-19T07:31:08","slug":"iubire-sa-iei-si-tu-paine-cand-iesi-de-la-serviciu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3313","title":{"rendered":"Iubire, s\u0103 iei \u0219i tu p\u00e2ine, c\u00e2nd ie\u0219i de la serviciu"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Iubire, s\u0103 iei \u0219i tu\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/stirionline.xyz\/index.php\/2022\/08\/13\/iubire-sa-iei-si-tu-paine-cand-iesi-de-la-serviciu-aaaa-si-salutari-de-la-maria-cealalta-iubita-a-ta-cine-e-maria-nimeniam-zis-asa-ca-sa-fiu-sigura-ca-mi-ai-citit-mesajul-chestia-e-c\/?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAR21NunK5OmlK77TJwgBqYe2OViar1FCMEHGkH85YsPeyisbqRTlMzV-CcQ_aem_9Go9fiNqEHEIbsp8utmTrg#\">\u00a0<\/a>paine, c\u00e2nd ie\u0219i de la serviciu. Aaaa, \u0219i salut\u0103ri de la Maria, cealalt\u0103 iubit\u0103 a ta.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Cine e Maria?<br>-Nimeni\u2026Am zis a\u0219a, ca s\u0103 fiu sigur\u0103 c\u0103 mi-ai citit mesajul.<br>-Chestia e c\u0103 chiar sunt cu ea. Am crezut c\u0103 ne-ai v\u0103zut.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Ceeeee? Unde sunte\u021bi?<br>-Foarte aproape de brut\u0103rie.<br>-Sta\u021bi acolo, c\u0103 vin \u00een 5 minute. V\u0103 calc \u00een picioare pe am\u00e2ndoi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Hai repede, c\u0103 ne gr\u0103bim.<br>-Unde sunte\u021bi? C\u0103 nu v\u0103 v\u0103d.<br>-Dar tu, unde e\u0219ti?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00cen fa\u021ba brut\u0103riei.<br>-Eu sunt \u00eenc\u0103 la serviciu. Dac\u0103 tot e\u0219ti la brut\u0103rie, ia \u0219i tu p\u00e2ine. Pup<br>-Pentru gluma asta proast\u0103, disear\u0103 o s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nci doar p\u00e2ine goal\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un negru merge cu copilul lui.\u00a0<br>Copilul:<br>\u2013 Tata, de ce avem noi pielea asa de neagra si albii nu?<br>Tata:<br>\u2013 Pai fiule, cand mergi la vanatoare sub soarele arzator al Africii, albul va fi ars de Soare si va muri, dar tu nu.<br>Copilul:<br>\u2013 Dar tata, de ce avem noi narile asa de mari si albii nu?<br>Tata:<br>\u2013 Fiule, in desertul african, cand esti la vanatoare, tu cu narile astea o sa adulmeci vanatul, dar omul alb nu si va muri de foame, dar tu nu.<br>Copilul:<br>\u2013 Inteleg tata, dar atunci noi ce cautam la Londra?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Iubire, s\u0103 iei \u0219i tu\u00a0\u00a0paine, c\u00e2nd ie\u0219i de la serviciu. Aaaa, \u0219i salut\u0103ri de la Maria, cealalt\u0103 iubit\u0103 a ta. -Cine e Maria?-Nimeni\u2026Am zis a\u0219a, ca s\u0103 fiu sigur\u0103 c\u0103 mi-ai citit mesajul.-Chestia e c\u0103 chiar sunt cu ea. Am crezut c\u0103 ne-ai v\u0103zut. -Ceeeee? Unde sunte\u021bi?-Foarte aproape de brut\u0103rie.-Sta\u021bi acolo, c\u0103 vin \u00een 5 &#8230; <a title=\"Iubire, s\u0103 iei \u0219i tu p\u00e2ine, c\u00e2nd ie\u0219i de la serviciu\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3313\" aria-label=\"Read more about Iubire, s\u0103 iei \u0219i tu p\u00e2ine, c\u00e2nd ie\u0219i de la serviciu\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3314,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3313","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3313","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3313"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3313\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3315,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3313\/revisions\/3315"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3314"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3313"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3313"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3313"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}