{"id":3303,"date":"2024-09-18T11:50:02","date_gmt":"2024-09-18T11:50:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3303"},"modified":"2024-09-18T11:50:05","modified_gmt":"2024-09-18T11:50:05","slug":"la-muzeu-domnisoara-nu-aveti-voie-sa-va-asezati-pe-scaunul-asta-e-a-lui-ludovic-al-xiv","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3303","title":{"rendered":"La Muzeu: Domnisoara nu aveti voie sa va asezati pe scaunul asta e a lui Ludovic al XIV\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"927\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7234-1024x927.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3304\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7234-1024x927.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7234-300x272.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7234-768x695.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7234.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Trei soti stateau de vorba langa maternitate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Primul: \u2013 Sotia mea a citit \u201cFrumoasa din padurea adormita\u201d si mi-a nascut o fetita frumoasa!<br>Al doilea: \u2013 A mea a citit \u201cAlba ca zapada\u201d si mi-a nascut sapte pitici!<br>Al treilea lesina.<br>Dupa un pahar de apa, omul isi revine.<br>Al treilea: \u2013 A mea a citit \u201cAli-Baba si cei 40 de hoti\u201d!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nevast\u0103-mea tot \u00eencerc\u0103 s\u0103-mi sugereze ce-\u015fi dore\u015fte pentru urm\u0103toarea aniversare.<br>Mi-a spus:<br>\u2013 Vreau ceva ro\u015fu, ce ajunge de la 0 la 100 \u00een trei secunde.<br>I-am d\u0103ruit un c\u00e2ntar \u015fi atunci a \u00eenceput cearta!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Un v\u00e2n\u0103tor pleac\u0103 \u00eentr-un safari cu soacra \u015fi cu so\u0163ia.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00centr-o sear\u0103 soacra se r\u0103t\u0103ce\u015fte prin jungl\u0103, astfel c\u0103 v\u00e2n\u0103torul \u015fi so\u0163ia pleac\u0103 s\u0103 o caute. Dup\u0103 ore de c\u0103ut\u0103ri, o g\u0103sesc \u00eentr-un tufi\u015f, \u00eempietrit\u0103 de groaz\u0103 \u00een fa\u0163a unui leu care r\u0103gea din to\u0163i r\u0103runchii. V\u0103z\u00e2nd asta so\u0163ia zice v\u00e2n\u0103torului:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Hei, ce facem acum?!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Nimic, draga mea, r\u0103spunde v\u00e2n\u0103torul. Leul \u0103sta s-a b\u0103gat singur \u00een treaba asta murdar\u0103, a\u015fa c\u0103 las\u0103-l s\u0103 se descurce singur!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Trei soti stateau de vorba langa maternitate. Primul: \u2013 Sotia mea a citit \u201cFrumoasa din padurea adormita\u201d si mi-a nascut o fetita frumoasa!Al doilea: \u2013 A mea a citit \u201cAlba ca zapada\u201d si mi-a nascut sapte pitici!Al treilea lesina.Dupa un pahar de apa, omul isi revine.Al treilea: \u2013 A mea a citit \u201cAli-Baba si cei &#8230; <a title=\"La Muzeu: Domnisoara nu aveti voie sa va asezati pe scaunul asta e a lui Ludovic al XIV\u2026\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3303\" aria-label=\"Read more about La Muzeu: Domnisoara nu aveti voie sa va asezati pe scaunul asta e a lui Ludovic al XIV\u2026\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3305,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3303","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3303","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3303"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3303\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3306,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3303\/revisions\/3306"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3305"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3303"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3303"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3303"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}