{"id":3299,"date":"2024-09-18T09:27:54","date_gmt":"2024-09-18T09:27:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3299"},"modified":"2024-10-18T10:07:21","modified_gmt":"2024-10-18T10:07:21","slug":"dupa-8-reprize-vine-boxerul-macinat-de-pumni-in-colt-antrenorul-ii-zice-ar-trebui-sa-te-hotarasti-odata-vrei","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3299","title":{"rendered":"Dupa 8 reprize vine boxerul macinat de pumni in colt! Antrenorul ii zice: Ar trebui sa te hotarasti odata: Vrei:"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"947\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7231-1024x947.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3301\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7231-1024x947.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7231-300x277.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7231-768x710.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7231.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Iepurasul se duce la vizuina lupului, da buzna inauntru, si-l ia pe Lupisor la intrebari: \u201eBai uratule! Ia cheama-l pe tactu!\u201d.<br>Apare Lupul: \u201eCe vrei ma?\u201d.<br>Iepurasul ii arde doi pumni (ZBANG! ZBANG!) si fuge.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Lupul: \u201eMama, il nenorocesc pe asta, il rup, etc.\u201d.<br>A doua zi la fel, a treia \u2013 acelasi lucru, se enerveaza lupul si-l asteapta dupa usa.<br>Intra iepurele: \u201eUnde esti bai lupule?\u201d.<br>Il prinde Lupul de gat: \u201eAha, nemernicule ! Ia sa vezi ce omor iti dau eu acum!\u201d.<br>\u2013 Stai lupule, am dreptul la o ultima dorinta.<br>\u2013 Bine ma. Ce dorinta ai?.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Pai vreau sa fac o pirueta, mie mi-a placut mult coregrafia, bla bla.<br>Ii da Lupul drumul, face iepurasul o pirueta, ii da doi pumni (ZBANG! ZBANG!), dupa care fuge.<br>Lupul, ganditor: \u201eBai, ce coregrafie tampita!\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>  CITESTE SI URMATORUL BANC \u2b07\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00centr-un apartament al unui bloc select de locuinte locuieste o fata batr\u00e2na. O vecina o \u00eentreaba mereu de ce nu se casatoreste, de ce nu-si gaseste si ea un barbat cumsecade.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 De ce? raspunde batr\u00e2na domnisoara. Doar am un c\u00e2ine, un papagal si o pisica. Astea-mi sunt destule p\u00e2na peste cap.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Dar, totusi, aceste animale nu pot tine loc de sot.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Cum sa nu? C\u00e2inele m\u00e2r\u00e2ie mereu, papagalul \u00eenjura toata ziua, iar pisica-i plecata toata noaptea.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Iepurasul se duce la vizuina lupului, da buzna inauntru, si-l ia pe Lupisor la intrebari: \u201eBai uratule! Ia cheama-l pe tactu!\u201d.Apare Lupul: \u201eCe vrei ma?\u201d.Iepurasul ii arde doi pumni (ZBANG! ZBANG!) si fuge. Lupul: \u201eMama, il nenorocesc pe asta, il rup, etc.\u201d.A doua zi la fel, a treia \u2013 acelasi lucru, se enerveaza lupul si-l &#8230; <a title=\"Dupa 8 reprize vine boxerul macinat de pumni in colt! 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