O blond\u0103 se dest\u0103inuie unei prietene:
\u2013 Fato\u2026
\u2013 Da, fato.
\u2013 \u0218tii c\u0103 Ionu\u021b al t\u0103u o fost asear\u0103 pe la mine?!
\u2013 Dar de ce?
\u2013 P\u0103i mi-a zis s\u0103 ies p\u00e2n\u0103 afar\u0103 s\u0103-mi zic\u0103 ceva\u2026
\u2013 \u0218i?!
\u2013 Amm ie\u0219it\u2026
\u2013 \u0218i?!
\u2013 Vezi \u0219ura cea de paie?
\u2013 V\u0103d.
\u2013 M-a dus acolo.
\u2013 \u0218i?!
\u2013 P\u0103i uite acolo a f\u0103cut dragoste cu mine.
\u2013 \u0218i?!
\u2013 Acum stau eu \u0219i m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc\u2026 ce-o fi vrut oare Ion s\u0103-mi zic\u0103 asear\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Cica se duce un reporter intr-un sat din Uzbekistan sa-i ia interviu unui taran.
R: Poti sa-mi povestesti o intimplare fericita din viata ta?
T: Acu citva timp mi-am pierdut capra in munti. Atunci ne-am strins toti satenii la mine acasa, am baut vodca, apoi am plecat, am gasit capra, am adus-o acasa, am f***t-o toti, apoi am baut iara vodca.
R: Ce scirbos, dar totusi o intimplare fericita din viata ta nu poti sa-mi povestesti?
T: Ba da. Intr-o zi nevasta unui satean s-a pierdut in munti. Ne-am strins toti la el acasa, am baut vodca, apoi am plecat, am adus femeia acasa, am f***t-o cu totii, apoi am baut iara vodca.
R: Vad ca asa nu merge. Poti sa-mi povestesti o intimplare trista din viata ta?
T: Intr-o zi m-am pierdut in munti\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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O blond\u0103 se dest\u0103inuie unei prietene:\u2013 Fato\u2026\u2013 Da, fato.\u2013 \u0218tii c\u0103 Ionu\u021b al t\u0103u o fost asear\u0103 pe la mine?!\u2013 Dar de ce?\u2013 P\u0103i mi-a zis s\u0103 ies p\u00e2n\u0103 afar\u0103 s\u0103-mi zic\u0103 ceva\u2026\u2013 \u0218i?!\u2013 Amm ie\u0219it\u2026\u2013 \u0218i?!\u2013 Vezi \u0219ura cea de paie?\u2013 V\u0103d.\u2013 M-a dus acolo.\u2013 \u0218i?!\u2013 P\u0103i uite acolo a f\u0103cut dragoste cu mine.\u2013 … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3297,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3296","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3296","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3296"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3296\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3298,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3296\/revisions\/3298"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3297"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3296"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3296"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3296"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}