{"id":3292,"date":"2024-09-17T17:09:47","date_gmt":"2024-09-17T17:09:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3292"},"modified":"2024-09-17T17:09:49","modified_gmt":"2024-09-17T17:09:49","slug":"un-tanar-spune-unui-prieten-imagineaza-ti-ca-anul-trecut-am-facut-cunostinta-cu-o-fata-minunata","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3292","title":{"rendered":"Un tanar spune unui prieten : Imagineaza-ti ca anul trecut am facut cunostinta cu o fata minunata"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"926\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7198-1024x926.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3293\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7198-1024x926.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7198-300x271.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7198-768x694.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7198.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00centr-o firm\u0103 de contabilitate, 4 femei \u00een birou: \u015fefa \u015fi 3 contabile, una brunet\u0103, una ro\u015fcat\u0103, \u015fi cealalt\u0103 blond\u0103.<br>De la o vreme, \u015fefa pleca \u00eentotdeauna mai devreme de la serviciu, sub diverse pretexte.<br>\u00centr-o zi, se g\u00e2ndesc fetele c\u0103 dac\u0103 \u015fefa pleac\u0103, pleac\u0103 \u015fi ele.<br>Zis \u015fi f\u0103cut, \u015fi cum a ie\u015fit \u015fefa pe u\u015f\u0103 , hop \u015fi ele, s\u0103 profite de 2 ore libere.<br>Bruneta, merge direct la sala de fitness, profit\u00e2nd de faptul c\u0103 are timp mai mult s\u0103 fie \u00een form\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ro\u015fcata merge la cump\u0103r\u0103turi.<br>Blonda, ca o so\u0163ie cuminte \u015fi iubitoare, merge acas\u0103, s\u0103 profite de 2 ore \u00een plus l\u00e2ng\u0103 so\u0163ul ei iubit.<br>Acas\u0103, \u00eens\u0103, dup\u0103 ce intr\u0103, aude zgomote din dormitor, \u015fi c\u00e2nd se uit\u0103 pe furi\u015f pe u\u015f\u0103 , \u00eei vede pe b\u0103rbatu-s\u0103u \u015fi pe \u015fefa ei.<br>Tiptil, se strecoar\u0103 afar\u0103 din cas\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 zic\u0103 nimic \u015fi se duce \u00een parc, a\u015ftept\u00e2nd s\u0103 treac\u0103 timpul\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>A doua zi, \u015fefa iar dispare cu dou\u0103 ore \u00eenainte de terminarea programului\u2026<br>Celelalte vor \u015fi ele s\u0103 plece, numai blonda st\u0103tea la birou.<br>\u2013 Haide, tu nu pleci?<br>\u2013 Nu, nu plec, c\u0103 ieri era c\u00e2t pe ce s\u0103 m\u0103 prind\u0103 \u015fefa!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Domnule doctor faceti va rog ceva cu nevasta mea, se plange Ion unui psihiatru. 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Mirosul din casa a devenit insuportabil.\u00a0<br>\u2013 De ce nu deschideti geamurile?\u00a0<br>\u2013 Pai, ar zbura cei 100 de porumbei ai mei.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00centr-o firm\u0103 de contabilitate, 4 femei \u00een birou: \u015fefa \u015fi 3 contabile, una brunet\u0103, una ro\u015fcat\u0103, \u015fi cealalt\u0103 blond\u0103.De la o vreme, \u015fefa pleca \u00eentotdeauna mai devreme de la serviciu, sub diverse pretexte.\u00centr-o zi, se g\u00e2ndesc fetele c\u0103 dac\u0103 \u015fefa pleac\u0103, pleac\u0103 \u015fi ele.Zis \u015fi f\u0103cut, \u015fi cum a ie\u015fit \u015fefa pe u\u015f\u0103 , hop &#8230; <a title=\"Un tanar spune unui prieten : Imagineaza-ti ca anul trecut am facut cunostinta cu o fata minunata\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3292\" aria-label=\"Read more about Un tanar spune unui prieten : Imagineaza-ti ca anul trecut am facut cunostinta cu o fata minunata\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3294,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3292","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3292","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3292"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3292\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3295,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3292\/revisions\/3295"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3294"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3292"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3292"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3292"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}