Badea ii raspunde simplu: apa.
-Nu se poate, nu te cred, tu ascunzi ceva bade!
-Nu, pe cuvantul meu! zice badea.
-Am sa gust din fiecare butoi. Asa si facu\u2019. Dupa degustare, vamesul isi da seama ca badea are intradevar apa in butoaie.publicitate<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Bade ai dreptate, esti liber sa pleci, dar poti sa-mi spui de ce duci tu apa peste granita?
-Pai\u2026la noi in sat e un obicei: dupa ce speli mortu\u2019 sa duci apa cat mai departe.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
O blond\u0103 d\u0103 examen la logic\u0103. Profesorul o \u00eentreab\u0103:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Sunt 500 de c\u0103r\u0103mizi \u00eentr-un avion. Una cade, c\u00e2te mai r\u0103m\u00e2n?<\/p>\n\n\n\n Studenta:- 499.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Profesorul:- A\u0219a este! \u00cen c\u00e2te mi\u0219c\u0103ri vei pune un elefant \u00een frigider?Studenta:- Trei \u2013 deschid frigiderul, \u00eemping elefantul \u00een\u0103untru, \u00eenchid frigiderul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Profesorul: \u2013 A\u0219a este! \u0218i din c\u00e2te mi\u0219c\u0103ri bagi o giraf\u0103 \u00een frigider?<\/p>\n\n\n\n Studenta: \u2013 Patru, deschid frigiderul, scot elefantul, bag girafa \u0219i \u00eenchid frigiderul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Profesorul: \u2013 A\u0219a este! Toate animalele au mers la ziua de na\u0219tere a leului. Cine lipse\u0219te?<\/p>\n\n\n\n Studenta: \u2013 Girafa. Este \u00eenc\u0103 \u00een frigider.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Profesorul: \u2013 A\u0219a este! Bunica vrea s\u0103 traverseze mla\u0219tina care este plin\u0103 cu crocodili. C\u00e2\u021bi crocodili sunt \u00een mla\u0219tin\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n Studenta: \u2013 Nici unul, to\u021bi sunt la ziua de na\u0219tere a leului!<\/p>\n\n\n\n Profesorul: \u2013 A\u0219a este! Bunica totu\u0219i traverseaz\u0103 mla\u0219tina, dar moare! De ce? Studenta: \u2013 Fractur\u0103 de craniu\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n Profesor: \u2013 Cum asta?<\/p>\n\n\n\n Studenta: Caramida de la prima \u00eentrebare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n Profesor: Ie\u0219i \u00een \u201cpuii\u201d mei afar\u0103\u2026 ai un 10.<\/p>\n\n\n\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Badea ii raspunde simplu: apa.-Nu se poate, nu te cred, tu ascunzi ceva bade!-Nu, pe cuvantul meu! zice badea.-Am sa gust din fiecare butoi. Asa si facu\u2019. Dupa degustare, vamesul isi da seama ca badea are intradevar apa in butoaie.publicitate -Bade ai dreptate, esti liber sa pleci, dar poti sa-mi spui de ce duci tu … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3290,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3289","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3289","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3289"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3289\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3291,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3289\/revisions\/3291"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3290"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3289"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3289"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3289"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}