{"id":3284,"date":"2024-09-17T12:24:30","date_gmt":"2024-09-17T12:24:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3284"},"modified":"2024-09-17T12:24:33","modified_gmt":"2024-09-17T12:24:33","slug":"copilul-in-sufragerie-mama-la-bucatarie-mama-veioza-mama-de-la-bucatarie-fiule-nu-ci-lumineaza-peste-2-minute","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3284","title":{"rendered":"Copilul in sufragerie mama la bucatarie: Mama \u2026veioza!! Mama de la bucatarie: Fiule nu \u2026.ci lumineaza!! Peste 2 minute:"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"916\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7178-916x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3285\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7178-916x1024.jpeg 916w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7178-268x300.jpeg 268w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7178-768x859.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7178.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 916px) 100vw, 916px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Profesoara la scoala:<br>Va rog sa-mi spuneti care ar fi, dupa parerea vostra cel mai rapid lucru din lume\u2026<br>Ionel: \u2013 Eu cred ca cel mai rapid lucru din lume e gandul\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 Cum asa?<br>\u2013 Te gandesti la cineva si nici nu-ti dai seama cand o faci\u2026<br>\u2013 Asta asa este. Ai dreptate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Doi p\u0103rin\u0163i, al c\u0103ror fiu, ajuns la treizeci de ani,<\/strong>&nbsp;nu se hot\u0103ra ce s\u0103 fac\u0103 \u00een via\u0163\u0103, au decis s\u0103-l testeze. Au pus pe m\u0103su\u0163a din holul de la intrare o bancnot\u0103 de zece euro, o Biblie , o sticl\u0103 din cel mai bun whisky \u015fi apoi s-au ascuns \u00een debara.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Dac\u0103 va lua bani \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 se va face om de afaceri. Dac\u0103 va lua Biblia, atunci se face preot iar dac\u0103 va lua sticla de whisky \u00eenseamn\u0103 ca o s\u0103 avem un be\u0163iv \u00een familie, au spus p\u0103rin\u0163ii.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>C\u00e2nd a intrat \u00een cas\u0103, t\u00e2narul a v\u0103zut obiectele de pe m\u0103su\u0163\u0103. A luat h\u00e2rtia de zece euro, a verificat-o \u00een lumin\u0103 dup\u0103 care a b\u0103gat-o \u00een buzunar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Se face bancher, au zis p\u0103rin\u0163ii.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>T\u00e2n\u0103rul a luat apoi Biblia \u015fi a b\u0103gat-o sub bra\u0163. C\u00e2nd a vazut \u015fi sticla de whisky a desf\u0103cut dopul, a b\u0103ut o \u00eenghi\u0163itur\u0103 \u015fi a b\u0103gat-o \u00een buzunar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Parintii au concluzionat:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 E mai grav dec\u00e2t credeam, b\u0103iatul \u0103sta se face politician!\ud83d\ude06<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Profesoara la scoala:Va rog sa-mi spuneti care ar fi, dupa parerea vostra cel mai rapid lucru din lume\u2026Ionel: \u2013 Eu cred ca cel mai rapid lucru din lume e gandul\u2026 \u2013 Cum asa?\u2013 Te gandesti la cineva si nici nu-ti dai seama cand o faci\u2026\u2013 Asta asa este. Ai dreptate. Doi p\u0103rin\u0163i, al c\u0103ror fiu, &#8230; <a title=\"Copilul in sufragerie mama la bucatarie: Mama \u2026veioza!! Mama de la bucatarie: Fiule nu \u2026.ci lumineaza!! Peste 2 minute:\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3284\" aria-label=\"Read more about Copilul in sufragerie mama la bucatarie: Mama \u2026veioza!! Mama de la bucatarie: Fiule nu \u2026.ci lumineaza!! 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