{"id":3262,"date":"2024-09-15T13:45:55","date_gmt":"2024-09-15T13:45:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3262"},"modified":"2024-09-15T13:45:58","modified_gmt":"2024-09-15T13:45:58","slug":"avem-pentru-dvs-3-vesti-una-rea-una-buna-si-foarte-buna-incepeti-cu-cea-rea-soacra-dvs-s-a-inecatnoi-am-scos-o-din-apa-care-este-vestea-cea-buna","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3262","title":{"rendered":"Avem pentru dvs 3 vesti una rea una buna si foarte buna. Incepeti cu cea rea. Soacra dvs s-a inecat\u2026noi am scos-o din apa. Care este vestea cea buna??"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"937\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7117-937x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3263\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7117-937x1024.jpeg 937w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7117-274x300.jpeg 274w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7117-768x840.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7117.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 937px) 100vw, 937px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Patru femei isi petrec concediul impreuna.\u00a0<br>Destrabalare, aventuri, alcool.\u00a0<br>In ultima zi, pe una o apuca remuscarile si le spune celorlalte:<br>\u2013 Am sa-i spun sotului meu tot ce am facut!<br>Reactiile celorlalte:<br>Prima:\u00a0<br>\u2013 Ce fraiera!<br>A doua:\u00a0<br>\u2013 Cat curaj!<br>A treia:\u00a0<br>\u2013 Ce memorie!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nevasta ardeleanului baga divort. La judecator:<br>\u2013 Domnule, de zece ani suntem casatoriti si nu am facut inca dragoste!<br>Judecatorul catre ardelean:<br>\u2013 Tu ori nu vrei, ori nu poti, ori nu stii\u2026<br>\u2013 De putut pot, de vrut vreau si de stiut stiu\u2026 Dar nu inteleg ce atata graba!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Patru femei isi petrec concediul impreuna.\u00a0Destrabalare, aventuri, alcool.\u00a0In ultima zi, pe una o apuca remuscarile si le spune celorlalte:\u2013 Am sa-i spun sotului meu tot ce am facut!Reactiile celorlalte:Prima:\u00a0\u2013 Ce fraiera!A doua:\u00a0\u2013 Cat curaj!A treia:\u00a0\u2013 Ce memorie! Nevasta ardeleanului baga divort. La judecator:\u2013 Domnule, de zece ani suntem casatoriti si nu am facut inca dragoste!Judecatorul &#8230; <a title=\"Avem pentru dvs 3 vesti una rea una buna si foarte buna. Incepeti cu cea rea. Soacra dvs s-a inecat\u2026noi am scos-o din apa. Care este vestea cea buna??\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3262\" aria-label=\"Read more about Avem pentru dvs 3 vesti una rea una buna si foarte buna. Incepeti cu cea rea. Soacra dvs s-a inecat\u2026noi am scos-o din apa. Care este vestea cea buna??\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3264,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3262","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3262","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3262"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3262\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3265,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3262\/revisions\/3265"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3264"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3262"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3262"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3262"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}