{"id":3239,"date":"2024-09-14T08:06:55","date_gmt":"2024-09-14T08:06:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3239"},"modified":"2024-09-14T08:06:58","modified_gmt":"2024-09-14T08:06:58","slug":"tatal-catre-fecior-ioane-du-te-la-vecin-si-roaga-l-sa-ne-dee-ciocanulfeciorul-se-intoarce-si-spune","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3239","title":{"rendered":"Tatal catre fecior: Ioane du-te la vecin si roaga-l sa ne dee ciocanul\u2026feciorul se intoarce si spune:"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"936\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7042-1024x936.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3240\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7042-1024x936.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7042-300x274.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7042-768x702.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7042.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Doi b\u0103rba\u0163i se \u00eent\u00e2lnesc \u00een gar\u0103:<br>\u2013 Ce faci aici, m\u0103?<br>\u2013 O caut pe nevast\u0103-mea c\u0103 am pierdut-o!<br>\u2013 M\u0103, ce coinciden\u0163\u0103, \u015fi eu am pierdut-o pe a mea!<br>\u2013 Da\u2019 cum arat\u0103 a ta?<br>\u2013 E \u00eenalt\u0103, ro\u015fcat\u0103, are s\u00e2nii mari \u015fi picioare lungi!<br>\u2013 Apropo, a ta cum arat\u0103?<br>\u2013 D\u0103-o dracu pe a mea! Hai s-o c\u0103ut\u0103m pe a ta!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ce ai p\u0103\u021bit la ochi?<br>\u2013 M-a lovit nevasta\u2026<br>\u2013 De ce?<br>\u2013 I-am vorbit cu \u201etu\u201d.<br>\u2013 Pfff, dar ce fel de rela\u021bie ave\u021bi de te-a lovit pentru at\u00e2ta lucru?<br>\u2013 Pai asear\u0103, c\u00e2nd m\u00e2ncam, mi-a zis: \u201e\u0218tii, noi n-am mai f\u0103cut dragoste de 3 luni\u201d.<br>La care eu i-am r\u0103spuns:<br>\u2013 Poate tu \u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Doi b\u0103rba\u0163i se \u00eent\u00e2lnesc \u00een gar\u0103:\u2013 Ce faci aici, m\u0103?\u2013 O caut pe nevast\u0103-mea c\u0103 am pierdut-o!\u2013 M\u0103, ce coinciden\u0163\u0103, \u015fi eu am pierdut-o pe a mea!\u2013 Da\u2019 cum arat\u0103 a ta?\u2013 E \u00eenalt\u0103, ro\u015fcat\u0103, are s\u00e2nii mari \u015fi picioare lungi!\u2013 Apropo, a ta cum arat\u0103?\u2013 D\u0103-o dracu pe a mea! Hai s-o c\u0103ut\u0103m pe &#8230; <a title=\"Tatal catre fecior: Ioane du-te la vecin si roaga-l sa ne dee ciocanul\u2026feciorul se intoarce si spune:\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3239\" aria-label=\"Read more about Tatal catre fecior: Ioane du-te la vecin si roaga-l sa ne dee ciocanul\u2026feciorul se intoarce si spune:\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3241,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3239","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3239","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3239"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3239\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3242,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3239\/revisions\/3242"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3241"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3239"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3239"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3239"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}