Doi olteni \u00een vacan\u021b\u0103. La ora 3 diminea\u021ba, unul \u00eel treze\u0219te pe cel\u0103lalt:
-Marine!
-Ce-i?
-Deschide ochii \u0219i spune-mi ce vezi?
-Cerul.
-\u0218i?
-\u0218i luna.
-\u0218i?
-\u0218i Carul Mare.
-\u0218i?
-\u0218i Carul Mic.
-\u0218i?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-\u0218i\u2026 Ioaneee! \u0102\u0219tia ne-au furat cortul\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bancuri
\u00cenmorm\u00e2ntarea cardiologului
\u201eLa \u00eenmorm\u00e2ntarea unui cardiolog.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sicriul \u00een form\u0103 de inim\u0103 este a\u0219ezat \u00eentr-o groap\u0103 \u00een form\u0103 de inim\u0103, pe care sunt puse coroane \u00een form\u0103 de inim\u0103. Un om \u00eencepe s\u0103 r\u00e2d\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 De ce r\u00e2zi, e\u0219ti nesim\u021bit? Cum po\u021bi s\u0103 r\u00e2zi la \u00eenmorm\u00e2ntarea unui asemenea om?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 M\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc la \u00eenmorm\u00e2ntarea mea, c\u0103 sunt ginecolog\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Apartamentul lui Bul\u0103 e invadat de g\u00e2ndaci
\u201eApartamentul lui Bul\u0103 a fost invadat de g\u00e2ndaci. A \u00eencercat toate metodele, dar g\u00e2ndacii nu mureau. Fiind deja disperat, Bul\u0103 se duce la o ghicitoare. Aceasta \u00eei spune:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Deschide u\u0219a \u0219i spune cuvintele: \u201eG\u00e2ndacilor! Pleca\u021bi din casa mea!\u201d. Dar fii atent s\u0103 nu z\u00e2mbe\u0219ti, c\u0103 altfel nimic nu se mai \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Se duce Bul\u0103 acas\u0103, deschide u\u0219a \u0219i, pe un ton autoritar, spune:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 G\u00e2ndacilor!! Pleca\u021bi din casa mea!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u015ei minune, g\u00e2ndacii, ascult\u0103tori, \u00eencep s\u0103 p\u0103r\u0103seasc\u0103 locuin\u021ba. Ultimul a\u0219a de trist s-a uitat la Bul\u0103, dup\u0103 care \u0219i-a continuat drumul. Neput\u00e2ndu-se ab\u021bine de la o a\u0219a priveli\u0219te, Bul\u0103 bufne\u0219te \u00een r\u00e2s. Ultimul g\u00e2ndac se opre\u0219te, se \u00eentoarce la Bul\u0103, \u00eencepe a z\u00e2mbi \u0219i strig\u0103 celorlal\u021bi:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Fra\u021bilor, haide\u021bi \u00eenapoi, c\u0103 a glumit\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
De ce tremura\u021bi, doamn\u0103?
\u201eLa un conac foarte vechi, despre care se spune c\u0103 e b\u00e2ntuit, ghidul o \u00eentreab\u0103 pe o femeie care tremura toat\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-De ce tremura\u021bi, doamn\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 P\u0103i am auzit c\u0103 aici sunt fantome.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Sta\u021bi lini\u0219tit\u0103, doamn\u0103, eu stau aici de 500 de ani \u0219i nu am v\u0103zut nicio fantom\u0103\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Doi cer\u0219etori stau de vorb\u0103
Doi tipi cer\u0219esc \u00een Ci\u0219migiu. Se despart, av\u00e2nd s\u0103 se \u00eent\u00e2lneasc\u0103 seara. \u0218i se-nt\u00e2lnesc.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 C\u00e2t ai luat?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 50 de lei. Am scris pe o h\u00e2rtie c\u0103 mi-e foame. Tu?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 800 lei.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 ???<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Eu am scris \u201eLipse\u0219te la mine 5 lei s\u0103 pleac\u0103 \u00een Ungaria\u201d.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Doi olteni \u00een vacan\u021b\u0103. La ora 3 diminea\u021ba, unul \u00eel treze\u0219te pe cel\u0103lalt:-Marine!-Ce-i?-Deschide ochii \u0219i spune-mi ce vezi?-Cerul.-\u0218i?-\u0218i luna.-\u0218i?-\u0218i Carul Mare.-\u0218i?-\u0218i Carul Mic.-\u0218i? -\u0218i\u2026 Ioaneee! \u0102\u0219tia ne-au furat cortul\u201d Bancuri\u00cenmorm\u00e2ntarea cardiologului\u201eLa \u00eenmorm\u00e2ntarea unui cardiolog. Sicriul \u00een form\u0103 de inim\u0103 este a\u0219ezat \u00eentr-o groap\u0103 \u00een form\u0103 de inim\u0103, pe care sunt puse coroane \u00een form\u0103 de … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3234,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3233","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3233","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3233"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3233\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3235,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3233\/revisions\/3235"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3234"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3233"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3233"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3233"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}