In noapte de Revelion Stefan cel Mare statea si se uita la TV la Dan Negru. Vine slujitorul sau Vasile si ii spune:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Maria Ta! Maria Ta! Vin turcii!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Cat sunt de mari?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Apai sunt mici! Se vad in zare cam de 10 cm!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Lasa Vasile ca avem timp!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Vasile pleaca.Dupa un timp vine iarasi:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Maria Ta! Maria Ta! Vin turcii!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Cat sunt de mari?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Au crescut copacel Maria Ta!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Lasa Vasile ca avem timp!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Vasile pleaca. Dupa un timp insa vine tipand:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Maria Ta! Maria Ta! Vin turcii!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Cat sunt de mari?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Cat mine, cat Maria Ta!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Atunci ia bazooka si-i impusca!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Nu pot Maria Ta ca-i stiu de cand erau mici!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Trei barbati vorbesc despe cadourile pe care le-au luat sotiilor de Sf Valentin:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Cadoul meu ajunge la o suta in opt secunde. I-am luat un Porche, spune primul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Ce i-am luat eu sotiei mele ajunge la o suta in cinci secunde. I-am luat un Ferrari, se lauda al doilea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Ce i-am luat eu nevestei mele ajunge la o suta intr-o secunda, spune si al treilea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ceilalti doi:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Da\u2019 ce i-ai luat, fratioare???<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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In noapte de Revelion Stefan cel Mare statea si se uita la TV la Dan Negru. Vine slujitorul sau Vasile si ii spune: \u2013 Maria Ta! Maria Ta! Vin turcii! \u2013 Cat sunt de mari? \u2013 Apai sunt mici! Se vad in zare cam de 10 cm! \u2013 Lasa Vasile ca avem timp! Vasile pleaca.Dupa … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3231,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3230","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3230","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3230"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3230\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3232,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3230\/revisions\/3232"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3231"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3230"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3230"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3230"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}