{"id":3223,"date":"2024-09-13T09:30:20","date_gmt":"2024-09-13T09:30:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3223"},"modified":"2024-09-13T09:30:22","modified_gmt":"2024-09-13T09:30:22","slug":"anul-trecut-m-am-inscris-la-un-concurs-de-maraton-in-oras-bineinteles-imediat-dupa-prima-suta-de-metritipul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3223","title":{"rendered":"Anul trecut m-am inscris la un concurs de maraton in oras. Bineinteles imediat dupa prima suta de metri\u2026Tipul.."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1006\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_6993-1006x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3224\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_6993-1006x1024.jpeg 1006w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_6993-295x300.jpeg 295w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_6993-768x782.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_6993.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1006px) 100vw, 1006px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Un rom\u00e2n \u0219i un ungur \u00een tren:<br>Ungurul:&nbsp;<br>\u2013 Nu te sup\u0103ra ce scrie pe placu\u021ba asta?<br>Rom\u00e2nul:&nbsp;<br>\u2013 P\u0103i scrie \u00een rom\u00e2ne\u0219te \u201eNu v\u0103 apleca\u021bi pe geam, pericol de moarte!\u201d<br>Ungurul:&nbsp;<br>\u2013 Da mai jos ce scrie?<br>Rom\u00e2nul:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>P\u0103i scrie acela\u0219i lucru, dar \u00een englez\u0103.<br>Ungurul:&nbsp;<br>\u2013 Da mai jos?<br>Rom\u00e2nul:&nbsp;<br>\u2013 Acela\u0219i lucru, dar in francez\u0103.<br>Tot a\u0219a p\u00e2n\u0103 s-a terminat lista.<br>La sfir\u0219it ungurul intreab\u0103:&nbsp;<br>\u2013 Da in ungure\u0219te de ce nu scrie?<br>Rom\u00e2nul \u00eei r\u0103spunde:&nbsp;<br>\u2013 P\u0103i voi ave\u021bi voie!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un dinamovist merge \u00eempreuna cu c\u00e2inele s\u0103u \u00eentr-un bar pentru a vedea un meci de campionat al favori\u021bilor.<br>La fiecare gol al ro\u0219-albilor, patrupedul schel\u0103l\u0103ia de mama focului, se ridica \u00een 2 labe \u0219i \u021bopaia, d\u0103dea din coad\u0103, s\u0103rea bucuros pe mas\u0103, facea tumbe.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Uimit nevoie mare, barmanul \u00eei zice st\u0103p\u00e2nului:<br>\u2013 Domnule, incredibil ce c\u00e2ine ai! N-am mai v\u0103zut a\u0219a ceva! Dar spune-mi \u0219i mie, dac\u0103 se bucur\u0103 la modul asta la un meci de campionat, cum se manifest\u0103 \u00een Liga Campionilor?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un rom\u00e2n \u0219i un ungur \u00een tren:Ungurul:&nbsp;\u2013 Nu te sup\u0103ra ce scrie pe placu\u021ba asta?Rom\u00e2nul:&nbsp;\u2013 P\u0103i scrie \u00een rom\u00e2ne\u0219te \u201eNu v\u0103 apleca\u021bi pe geam, pericol de moarte!\u201dUngurul:&nbsp;\u2013 Da mai jos ce scrie?Rom\u00e2nul: P\u0103i scrie acela\u0219i lucru, dar \u00een englez\u0103.Ungurul:&nbsp;\u2013 Da mai jos?Rom\u00e2nul:&nbsp;\u2013 Acela\u0219i lucru, dar in francez\u0103.Tot a\u0219a p\u00e2n\u0103 s-a terminat lista.La sfir\u0219it ungurul intreab\u0103:&nbsp;\u2013 &#8230; <a title=\"Anul trecut m-am inscris la un concurs de maraton in oras. 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