{"id":3219,"date":"2024-09-13T07:36:03","date_gmt":"2024-09-13T07:36:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3219"},"modified":"2024-09-13T07:36:05","modified_gmt":"2024-09-13T07:36:05","slug":"vorbesc-doi-copii-stii-uneori-la-mama-cand-tata-e-la-munca-vine-domnu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3219","title":{"rendered":"Vorbesc doi copii: Stii uneori la mama cand tata e la munca vine domnu\u00a0"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1011\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_6982-1024x1011.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3221\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_6982-1024x1011.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_6982-300x296.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_6982-768x758.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_6982.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Bun\u0103, Roxana, am \u00een\u021beles c\u0103 te-ai certat cu so\u021bia mea, de la ce v-a\u021bi luat?<br>\u2013 M-a f\u0103cut gras\u0103, deci c\u00e2nd \u021bi-o prind, \u021bi-o bat, at\u00e2t \u00ee\u021bi spun.<br>\u2013 \u021ai-a spus ea c\u0103 e\u0219ti gras\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 Cam a\u0219a ceva. Eram la tanti Viorica \u0219i m\u00e2ncam \u0219i eu c\u00e2te pu\u021bin din toate, ca de Pa\u0219te: o farfurie de salat\u0103 boeuf, 4 buc\u0103\u021bi de pastram\u0103, 2 castroane de ciorb\u0103 de peri\u0219oare, o bucat\u0103 de drob, 5 ou\u0103 ro\u0219ii, 7 felii de cozonac\u2026 \u0219i se treze\u0219te nevast\u0103-ta s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eentrebe dac\u0103 sunt \u00eens\u0103rcinat\u0103.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Deci nu i-am dat cu oala \u00een cap, c\u0103 mai erau fix 16 sarmale \u0219i p\u0103cat de ele, c\u0103 au fost prea bune.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un chinez intr\u0103 \u00eentr-un local din America, se a\u0219eaz\u0103 la bar \u0219i-i cere barmanului un whisky. \u00cen dreapta lui, Steven Spielberg. Chinezul, un mare fan al filmelor acestuia, \u00eei cere un autograf. \u00cen schimb, Spielberg \u00eei d\u0103 o palm\u0103 \u0219i \u00eei spune:<br>\u2013 Voi, poporul chinez, a\u021bi bombardat Pearl Harbor, pleac\u0103 de-aici!<br>Chinezul, uimit, r\u0103spunde:<br>\u2013 N-au fost chinezii cei care au bombardat Pearl Harbor, ci japonezii.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 Chinezi, japonezi, taiwanezi, sunte\u021bi cu to\u021bi la fel, a replicat Spielberg.<br>Chinezul, jap-jap, \u00eei d\u0103 dou\u0103 palme lu\u2019 Spielberg \u0219i-i spune:<br>\u2013 Tu ai scufundat Titanicul. Str\u0103mo\u0219ii mei au fost pe acea nav\u0103\u2026<br>\u0218ocat, Spielberg r\u0103spunde:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 A fost un aisberg cel care a scufundat nava, nu eu\u2026<br>Chinezul:<br>\u2013 Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg\u2026 to\u021bi sunte\u021bi la fel!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u2013 Bun\u0103, Roxana, am \u00een\u021beles c\u0103 te-ai certat cu so\u021bia mea, de la ce v-a\u021bi luat?\u2013 M-a f\u0103cut gras\u0103, deci c\u00e2nd \u021bi-o prind, \u021bi-o bat, at\u00e2t \u00ee\u021bi spun.\u2013 \u021ai-a spus ea c\u0103 e\u0219ti gras\u0103? \u2013 Cam a\u0219a ceva. Eram la tanti Viorica \u0219i m\u00e2ncam \u0219i eu c\u00e2te pu\u021bin din toate, ca de Pa\u0219te: o farfurie &#8230; <a title=\"Vorbesc doi copii: Stii uneori la mama cand tata e la munca vine domnu\u00a0\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3219\" aria-label=\"Read more about Vorbesc doi copii: Stii uneori la mama cand tata e la munca vine domnu\u00a0\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3220,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3219","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3219","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3219"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3219\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3222,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3219\/revisions\/3222"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3220"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3219"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3219"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3219"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}