M-am dus la bun\u0103ciunea asta \u00een bar \u015fi, dup\u0103 ce am servit-o cu un pahar, i-am zis, printre altele:
\u2013 Cu ce te ocupi?
\u2013 Sunt asistent\u0103.
\u2013 Sun\u0103 incitant\u2026
\u2013 M\u0103 rog, dac\u0103 zici tu\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 \u00cemi dai \u015fi mie num\u0103rul t\u0103u de telefon?
\u2013 Desigur,\u2026 \u00eemi r\u0103spunse z\u00e2mbind misterios.
Dup\u0103 ce \u00eemi scot emo\u0163ionat telefonul din buzunar, \u00eemi zise:
\u2013 Scrii?
\u2013 Da, spune, te rog!
\u2013 1\u2026
\u2013 A\u015fa\u2026
\u2013 1\u2026
\u2013 Da\u2026
\u2013 2.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Vine Gheo in permisie din armata si mandru se duce la bal in sat imbracat in tinuta militara si cu bocancii lustruiti oglinda.
O ia la dans pe Ioana dupa un timp ii spune:
\u2013 No, tu ai chiloti albi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Da de unde stii Gheo?
\u2013 No, vezi ce bocanci lustruiti am?
Apoi o ia la dans pe Maria si dupa un timp ii spune:
\u2013 No, tu ai chiloti rosii.
\u2013 Da de unde stii Gheo?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 No, vezi ce bocanci lustruiti am?
Apoi o ia la dans pe Ildico si dupa un timp o intreaba:
\u2013 No, tu ai chiloti pe tine?
\u2013 Nu. Da de ce intrebi?
\u2013 Bata-te sa te bata. Am crezut ca mi s-or crapat bocancii !!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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M-am dus la bun\u0103ciunea asta \u00een bar \u015fi, dup\u0103 ce am servit-o cu un pahar, i-am zis, printre altele:\u2013 Cu ce te ocupi?\u2013 Sunt asistent\u0103.\u2013 Sun\u0103 incitant\u2026\u2013 M\u0103 rog, dac\u0103 zici tu\u2026 \u2013 \u00cemi dai \u015fi mie num\u0103rul t\u0103u de telefon?\u2013 Desigur,\u2026 \u00eemi r\u0103spunse z\u00e2mbind misterios.Dup\u0103 ce \u00eemi scot emo\u0163ionat telefonul din buzunar, \u00eemi zise:\u2013 … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3217,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3216","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3216","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3216"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3216\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3218,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3216\/revisions\/3218"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3217"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3216"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3216"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3216"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}