Ion urma sa se-nsoare. Taica-sau il ia deoparte si-l instruieste:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Vezi, baiete, dupa nunta trebuie s-o pui sa se dezbrace, sa dea jos budigaii si o sa vezi tu dupa aia\u2026
In fine, vine noaptea nuntii. Ion se rasteste la Maria:
\u2013 Dezbraca-te, fa!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Maria:
\u2013 Aoleu, mi-e rusine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Dezbraca-te, ca bag cutitu ista-n tine!
Maria se dezbraca.
\u2013 Asa, acu da jos budigaii!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Vai, vai\u2026
Speriata, mireasa da jos budigaii, iar Ion o ia la cercetat pe toate partile:
\u2013 Ce naiba, mi-o zis tata ca pe-aici trebuie sa fie o gaura\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Dup\u0103 noaptea nun\u0163ii, mirele dezam\u0103zit are o prim\u0103 reac\u021bie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Din c\u00e2te v\u0103d drag\u0103, eu nu sunt primul\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So\u0163ia, \u00een timp ce fuma o \u0163igar\u0103 r\u0103spunde:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Din c\u00e2te v\u0103d \u015fi eu, nu vei fi nici ultimul\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Ion urma sa se-nsoare. Taica-sau il ia deoparte si-l instruieste: \u2013 Vezi, baiete, dupa nunta trebuie s-o pui sa se dezbrace, sa dea jos budigaii si o sa vezi tu dupa aia\u2026In fine, vine noaptea nuntii. Ion se rasteste la Maria:\u2013 Dezbraca-te, fa! Maria:\u2013 Aoleu, mi-e rusine. \u2013 Dezbraca-te, ca bag cutitu ista-n tine!Maria se … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3201,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3200","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3200","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3200"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3200\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3202,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3200\/revisions\/3202"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3201"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3200"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3200"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3200"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}