O poli\u021bista opre\u0219te o ma\u0219ina care circula neregulamentar si-l amendeaz\u0103 pe \u0219ofer.
Doamna poli\u021bista, spune \u0219oferul, dac\u0103 va pun o \u00eentrebare, la care nu pute\u021bi r\u0103spunde, \u00eemi retrage\u021bi amenda?
Poli\u021bistei \u00eei plac ghicitorile si accepta.
\u2013 \u0218ti\u021bi c\u00e2nd se nasc majoritatea copiilor?
\u2013 Nu \u0219tiu.
\u2013 In luna a noua, doamna!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Poli\u021bista \u00eel las\u0103 sa plece, dup\u0103 care opre\u0219te o alta ma\u0219ina, care circula neregulamentar si \u00eei spune \u0219oferului:
\u2013 Domnule, va pun o \u00eentrebare \u0219i dac\u0103 pute\u021bi sa-mi r\u0103spunde\u021bi, va las sa trece\u021bi f\u0103r\u0103 sa va amendez:
\u2013 In ce luna se nasc majoritatea copiilor?
\u2013 Din p\u0103cate, nu \u0219tiu, r\u0103spunde posomor\u00e2t \u0219oferul.
\u2013 In septembrie, domnule, \u00een septembrie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Doamna Popescu vrea ca un pictor s\u0103-i fac\u0103 portretul \u0219i ii spune acestuia:
\u2013 Vreau s\u0103 m\u0103 pictezi cu cercei cu diamante, un colier cu un smarald imens, br\u0103\u021b\u0103ri din aur \u0219i o bro\u0219\u0103 frumoas\u0103 cu rubine in piept!
\u2013 Dar, doamn\u0103, zice pictorul contrariat, dumneavoastr\u0103 nu purta\u021bi nici una dintre aceste giuvaeruri!
\u2013 Stiu, zice doamna Popescu, dar s\u0103n\u0103tatea mea e precar\u0103, iar so\u021bul meu m\u0103 in\u0219al\u0103 cu secretara. C\u00e2nd voi muri, sunt sigur\u0103 c\u0103 ei se vor c\u0103s\u0103tori \u0219i vreau ca u\u0219uratica aia s\u0103 innebuneasc\u0103 c\u0103ut\u00e2nd acele bijuterii!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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O poli\u021bista opre\u0219te o ma\u0219ina care circula neregulamentar si-l amendeaz\u0103 pe \u0219ofer.Doamna poli\u021bista, spune \u0219oferul, dac\u0103 va pun o \u00eentrebare, la care nu pute\u021bi r\u0103spunde, \u00eemi retrage\u021bi amenda?Poli\u021bistei \u00eei plac ghicitorile si accepta.\u2013 \u0218ti\u021bi c\u00e2nd se nasc majoritatea copiilor?\u2013 Nu \u0219tiu.\u2013 In luna a noua, doamna! Poli\u021bista \u00eel las\u0103 sa plece, dup\u0103 care opre\u0219te o … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3198,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3197","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3197","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3197"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3197\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3199,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3197\/revisions\/3199"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3198"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3197"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3197"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3197"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}