{"id":3194,"date":"2024-09-11T13:37:13","date_gmt":"2024-09-11T13:37:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3194"},"modified":"2024-09-11T13:37:15","modified_gmt":"2024-09-11T13:37:15","slug":"o-blonda-se-urca-intr-un-taxi-si-ii-zice-soferului-nu-am-bani","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3194","title":{"rendered":"O blond\u0103 se urca \u00eentr-un taxi \u0219i \u00eei zice \u0219oferului:\u2013 Nu am bani\u2026."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>O blond\u0103 se urca \u00eentr-un taxi \u0219i \u00eei zice \u0219oferului:<br>\u2013 Nu am bani s\u0103 v\u0103 platesc drumul dar am o urgenta!<br>\u2013 Bine rezolv\u0103m noi cumva! zise taximetristul.<br>Cam dup\u0103 5 km de cand pornisera la drum, taximetristul opri ma\u0219ina si scoase o p\u0103tur\u0103 din portbagaj.<br>\u2013 Hai! Pune-te jos!<br>\u2013 Domnule nu pot face asta! Am un so\u021b \u0219i 2 copii acasa!<br>\u2013 \u0218i eu am o so\u021bie, 3 copii si 15 iepuri! Hai, adun\u0103 lucerna!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Merg doi soti scotieni in luna de miere<br>la un restaurant chinezesc.<br>Cand vede chelnerul ca mananca doar sotul o intreaba pe sotia acestuia:<br>\u2013 Doamna, dumneavoastra de ce nu mancati, sunt probleme cu mancarea?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ah, nicidecum, astept ca sa termine sotul meu pentru a-mi imprumuta proteza.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>O blond\u0103 se urca \u00eentr-un taxi \u0219i \u00eei zice \u0219oferului:\u2013 Nu am bani s\u0103 v\u0103 platesc drumul dar am o urgenta!\u2013 Bine rezolv\u0103m noi cumva! zise taximetristul.Cam dup\u0103 5 km de cand pornisera la drum, taximetristul opri ma\u0219ina si scoase o p\u0103tur\u0103 din portbagaj.\u2013 Hai! Pune-te jos!\u2013 Domnule nu pot face asta! Am un so\u021b &#8230; <a title=\"O blond\u0103 se urca \u00eentr-un taxi \u0219i \u00eei zice \u0219oferului:\u2013 Nu am bani\u2026.\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3194\" aria-label=\"Read more about O blond\u0103 se urca \u00eentr-un taxi \u0219i \u00eei zice \u0219oferului:\u2013 Nu am bani\u2026.\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3195,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3194","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3194","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3194"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3194\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3196,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3194\/revisions\/3196"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3195"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3194"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3194"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3194"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}