{"id":3185,"date":"2024-09-11T11:33:38","date_gmt":"2024-09-11T11:33:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3185"},"modified":"2024-09-11T11:33:41","modified_gmt":"2024-09-11T11:33:41","slug":"fiule-pe-cine-iubesti-tu-mai-mult-pe-mine-sau-pe-mamape-amandoi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3185","title":{"rendered":"Fiule, pe cine iubesti tu mai mult, pe mine sau pe mama?Pe am\u00e2ndoi!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"941\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_6900-941x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3186\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_6900-941x1024.jpeg 941w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_6900-276x300.jpeg 276w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_6900-768x836.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_6900.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 941px) 100vw, 941px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Regele a chemat un ungur, un moldovean \u0219i un rus \u0219i le-a spus:<br>\u2013 Cine va sta o or\u0103 \u00een butoiul acela plin cu \u021b\u00e2n\u021bari va primi jum\u0103tate din \u00eemp\u0103r\u0103\u021bie \u0219i pe fiica mea de so\u021bie.\u00a0<br>A intrat rusul \u00een butoi \u0219i dup\u0103 10 minute nu a mai suportat \u00een\u021bep\u0103turile \u021b\u00e2n\u021barilor \u0219i a ie\u0219it.\u00a0<br>Ungurul a ie\u0219it \u0219i el dup\u0103 30 de minute.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Moldoveanul, \u00eens\u0103, a rezistat 2 zile. C\u00e2nd a ie\u0219it, nu avea nicio ciupitur\u0103 pe corp.\u00a0<br>Mirat, \u00eemp\u0103ratul, l-a \u00eentrebat:<br>\u2013 Cum ai reu\u0219it s\u0103 stai at\u00e2t \u0219i s\u0103 nu ai nicio ciupitur\u0103?<br>\u2013 Am omor\u00e2t un \u021b\u00e2n\u021bar \u0219i to\u021bi ceilalt s-au dus la \u00eenmorm\u00e2ntare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Regele a chemat un ungur, un moldovean \u0219i un rus \u0219i le-a spus:\u2013 Cine va sta o or\u0103 \u00een butoiul acela plin cu \u021b\u00e2n\u021bari va primi jum\u0103tate din \u00eemp\u0103r\u0103\u021bie \u0219i pe fiica mea de so\u021bie.\u00a0A intrat rusul \u00een butoi \u0219i dup\u0103 10 minute nu a mai suportat \u00een\u021bep\u0103turile \u021b\u00e2n\u021barilor \u0219i a ie\u0219it.\u00a0Ungurul a ie\u0219it \u0219i &#8230; <a title=\"Fiule, pe cine iubesti tu mai mult, pe mine sau pe mama?Pe am\u00e2ndoi!\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3185\" aria-label=\"Read more about Fiule, pe cine iubesti tu mai mult, pe mine sau pe mama?Pe am\u00e2ndoi!\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3187,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3185","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3185","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3185"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3185\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3188,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3185\/revisions\/3188"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3187"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3185"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3185"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3185"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}