Merge o doamn\u0103 la doctor \u015fi i se confeseaz\u0103:
\u2013 Domnule doctor, so\u0163ul meu \u015fi so\u0163ia dumneavoastr\u0103 ne \u00een\u015feal\u0103, haide\u0163i s\u0103 ne r\u0103zbun\u0103m \u00een\u015fel\u00e2ndu-i \u015fi noi doi!
\u2013 Cum, doamn\u0103?
\u2013 Chiar aici s\u0103 facem dragoste!
Se pun pe treab\u0103, dup\u0103 care doamna, pl\u0103cut surprins\u0103 propune:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Hai s\u0103 ne mai r\u0103zbun\u0103m o dat\u0103!
O iau din nou de la cap\u0103t. C\u00e2nd termin\u0103, doamna continu\u0103:
\u2013 S\u0103 ne mai r\u0103zbun\u0103m o dat\u0103!
C\u00e2nd termin\u0103, doamna d\u0103 s\u0103 spun\u0103 ceva \u00eens\u0103 doctorul o opre\u015fte \u015fi spune:
\u2013 Gata doamn\u0103, nu mai am pic de ur\u0103 \u00een mine\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Citi\u021bi \u0219i:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Maaaa, tu vrei s\u0103 te duci la curve, d-aia te aranjezi!
\u2013 Nu, iubito, \u00ee\u0163i promit! Te rog \u015fi parfumul s\u0103 mi-l aduci.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Pfaaaa, clar te duci la curve la cum te-ai aranjat ! Promi\u0163i c\u0103 nu te duci?
\u2013 Iubito! Promit!
Se \u00eentoarce b\u0103rbatul beat acas\u0103, pe la 4 diminea\u0163\u0103, \u015fi \u00eei spune so\u0163iei: Ai cobit\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Merge o doamn\u0103 la doctor \u015fi i se confeseaz\u0103:\u2013 Domnule doctor, so\u0163ul meu \u015fi so\u0163ia dumneavoastr\u0103 ne \u00een\u015feal\u0103, haide\u0163i s\u0103 ne r\u0103zbun\u0103m \u00een\u015fel\u00e2ndu-i \u015fi noi doi!\u2013 Cum, doamn\u0103?\u2013 Chiar aici s\u0103 facem dragoste!Se pun pe treab\u0103, dup\u0103 care doamna, pl\u0103cut surprins\u0103 propune: \u2013 Hai s\u0103 ne mai r\u0103zbun\u0103m o dat\u0103!O iau din nou de la … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3183,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3182","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3182","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3182"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3182\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3184,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3182\/revisions\/3184"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3183"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3182"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3182"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3182"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}