Politistul: \u2013 Bun\u0103 ziua !
Femeia: \u2013 Bun\u0103 ziua ! Ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat ?
Politistul: \u2013 A\u021bi dep\u0103\u0219it limita de vitez\u0103. Permisul dvs., v\u0103 rog.
Femeia: \u2013 Vi l-a\u0219 da, numai c\u0103 nu am a\u0219a ceva. L-am pierdut definitiv pentru conducere repetat\u0103 \u00een stare de ebrietate.
Politistul: \u2013 Aha\u2026 \u00cemi ar\u0103ta\u021bi, v\u0103 rog, actele ma\u0219inii ?
Femeia: \u2013 Nu pot. Am furat aceast\u0103 ma\u0219in\u0103.
Politistul: \u2013 Ce-a\u021bi f\u0103cut ?!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Femeia: \u2013 Am furat ma\u0219ina \u0219i am ucis proprietarul. Dac\u0103 nu m\u0103 credeti, cadavrul este \u00een portbagaj\u2026 Vre\u021bi sa \u00eel vede\u021bi ?
\u00cen acest moment poli\u021bistul se retrage \u00eencet spre ma\u0219ina sa \u0219i cere ajutoare prin radio.
In 5 minute sosesc la fa\u021ba locului alte 5 ma\u0219ini de poli\u021bie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Un ofi\u021ber superior se apropie de ma\u0219ina femeii cu pistolul pregatit.
Politistul 2: \u2013 Doamn\u0103, v\u0103 rog sa ie\u0219i\u021bi din ma\u0219in\u0103 ! Femeia iese din automobil.
Femeia: \u2013 S-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat ceva, domnule ?
Politistul 2: \u2013 Unul dintre colegii mei mi-a spus c\u0103 a\u021bi furat aceast\u0103 ma\u0219in\u0103 \u0219i c\u0103 a\u021bi ucis proprietarul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Femeia: \u2013 Am ucis proprietarul ?
Politistul 2: \u2013 Da. V\u0103 rog s\u0103 deschide\u021bi portbagajul.
Femeia deschide portbagajul, care este gol\u2026
Politistul 2: \u2013 Ma\u0219ina este a dvs., doamn\u0103 ?
Femeia: \u2013 Da. Pofti\u021bi actele ei.
Primul politist r\u0103m\u00e2ne perplex.
Politistul 2: \u2013 Unul dintre colegii mei sus\u021bine c\u0103 nu ave\u021bi nici permis.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Femeia caut\u0103 \u00een po\u0219et\u0103, scoate un port-document \u0219i-l intinde poli\u021bistului.
Acesta \u00eel deschide \u0219i studiaz\u0103 permisul, care este \u00een regul\u0103. Tipul deja nu mai \u0219tie ce s\u0103 cread\u0103.
Politistul 2: \u2013 Mul\u021bumesc, doamn\u0103\u2026 Vede\u021bi, colegul meu mi-a spus c\u0103 nu ave\u021bi permis, c\u0103 a\u021bi furat ma\u0219ina \u0219i i-a\u021bi ucis proprietarul !
Femeia: \u2013 Sunt convins\u0103 ca porcul \u0103sta mincinos v-a spus \u0219i c\u0103 mergeam cu vitez\u0103 !
Morala: Nu v\u0103 pune\u021bi cu femeile !!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Chiar inainte de Craciun, un politician cinstit<\/strong>, un avocat binevoitor si Mos Craciun se aflau in liftul unui hotel foarte select.Inainte ca usa sa se deschida observa o bancnota de o suta de mii care zace pe jos.Care dintre cei trei credeti o ridica??Mos Craciun, desigur, ceilalti doi nici nu exista!<\/p>\n\n\n\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Politistul: \u2013 Bun\u0103 ziua !Femeia: \u2013 Bun\u0103 ziua ! Ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat ?Politistul: \u2013 A\u021bi dep\u0103\u0219it limita de vitez\u0103. Permisul dvs., v\u0103 rog.Femeia: \u2013 Vi l-a\u0219 da, numai c\u0103 nu am a\u0219a ceva. L-am pierdut definitiv pentru conducere repetat\u0103 \u00een stare de ebrietate.Politistul: \u2013 Aha\u2026 \u00cemi ar\u0103ta\u021bi, v\u0103 rog, actele ma\u0219inii ?Femeia: \u2013 Nu pot. … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3180,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3179","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3179","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3179"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3179\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3181,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3179\/revisions\/3181"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3180"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3179"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3179"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3179"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}