{"id":3175,"date":"2024-09-10T18:00:46","date_gmt":"2024-09-10T18:00:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3175"},"modified":"2024-09-10T18:00:49","modified_gmt":"2024-09-10T18:00:49","slug":"ce-cadou-ti-a-adus-sotul-de-ziua-ta-un-storcator-de-fructe-si-legume-si-merge-bine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3175","title":{"rendered":"Ce cadou ti-a adus sotul de ziua ta? Un storcator de fructe si legume. Si merge bine?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1020\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_6876-1024x1020.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3176\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_6876-1024x1020.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_6876-300x300.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_6876-150x150.jpeg 150w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_6876-768x765.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_6876.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Un doctor se intalneste cu un vechi prieten, avocat, in vacanta pe Riviera Franceza.<br>Doctorul:<br>\u2013 Salut, ce vant te aduce pe aici?<br>Avocatul:<br>\u2013 Pai mai stii darapanatura aia de cabana la Predeal pe care am cumparat-o? A luat foc si cu banii de la asigurari am venit sa ma relaxez, ca oricum n-am unde sta. Dar tu?<br>Doctorul:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Pai tot asa! Mai stii darapanatura aia de casa de vacanta din Moldova pe care mi-am luat-o?<br>\u2013 Au luat-o apele si din banii de asigurare am venit sa ma relaxez.<br>La care avocatul, cu voce joasa:<br>\u2013 Zi-mi si mie: cum ai facut sa provoci inundatiile?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Doi vasluieni:<br>\u2013 \u00cen sfarsit, bine c\u0103 am g\u0103sit solutia s\u0103 m\u0103 las de b\u0103ut alcool! zice unul. Tot timpul \u00eemi venea s\u0103 vomit!<br>\u2013 Pe bune?! \u00eentreb\u0103 celalalt, stupefiat. \u015ei de-acuma, ce-ai s\u0103 faci?<br>\u2013 Mi-l injectez \u00een ven\u0103\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un doctor se intalneste cu un vechi prieten, avocat, in vacanta pe Riviera Franceza.Doctorul:\u2013 Salut, ce vant te aduce pe aici?Avocatul:\u2013 Pai mai stii darapanatura aia de cabana la Predeal pe care am cumparat-o? A luat foc si cu banii de la asigurari am venit sa ma relaxez, ca oricum n-am unde sta. Dar tu?Doctorul: &#8230; <a title=\"Ce cadou ti-a adus sotul de ziua ta? Un storcator de fructe si legume. Si merge bine?\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3175\" aria-label=\"Read more about Ce cadou ti-a adus sotul de ziua ta? Un storcator de fructe si legume. Si merge bine?\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3177,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3175","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3175","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3175"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3175\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3178,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3175\/revisions\/3178"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3177"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3175"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3175"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3175"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}