{"id":3166,"date":"2024-09-10T12:34:28","date_gmt":"2024-09-10T12:34:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3166"},"modified":"2024-09-10T12:34:31","modified_gmt":"2024-09-10T12:34:31","slug":"un-mos-merge-la-doctor-acesta-il-intreaba-cum-stai-cu-inima-foarte-bine-dar-e-ceva-care-te-supara-da-am-o-problema","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3166","title":{"rendered":"Un mos merge la doctor . Acesta il intreaba: Cum stai cu inima ..Foarte bine. Dar e ceva care te supara? da am o problema.."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1011\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_6860-1011x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3168\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_6860-1011x1024.jpeg 1011w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_6860-296x300.jpeg 296w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_6860-768x778.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_6860.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1011px) 100vw, 1011px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Mama intr\u0103 \u00een dormitorul lui Bul\u0103 s\u0103-l trezeasc\u0103 pentru a pleca la \u0219coal\u0103, dar \u00eel g\u0103se\u015fte pl\u00e2ng\u00e2nd.<br>\u2013 Bul\u0103, de ce pl\u00e2ngi? \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103.<br>\u2013 Am visat c\u0103 \u015fcoala luase foc.<br>Mama \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103-l consoleze:<br>\u2013 Nu mai pl\u00e2nge, scumpul meu, era doar un vis.<br>\u2013 Tocmai de-asta pl\u00e2ng!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bula urmarit de nemti, neavand unde sa se ascunda, s-a bagat intr-o fantana:<br>Neamtul:<br>\u2013 E cineva acolo?<br>Bula face pe ecoul:<br>\u2013 E cineva acolo?<br>Neamtul:<br>\u2013 Mai bine ma duc in padurice!<br>Bula:<br>\u2013 Mai bine ma duc in padurice!<br>Neamtul:<br>\u2013 Mai bine arunc o grenada!<br>Bula:<br>\u2013 Mai bine te duci in padurice!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mama intr\u0103 \u00een dormitorul lui Bul\u0103 s\u0103-l trezeasc\u0103 pentru a pleca la \u0219coal\u0103, dar \u00eel g\u0103se\u015fte pl\u00e2ng\u00e2nd.\u2013 Bul\u0103, de ce pl\u00e2ngi? \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103.\u2013 Am visat c\u0103 \u015fcoala luase foc.Mama \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103-l consoleze:\u2013 Nu mai pl\u00e2nge, scumpul meu, era doar un vis.\u2013 Tocmai de-asta pl\u00e2ng! Bula urmarit de nemti, neavand unde sa se ascunda, s-a bagat &#8230; <a title=\"Un mos merge la doctor . Acesta il intreaba: Cum stai cu inima ..Foarte bine. Dar e ceva care te supara? da am o problema..\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3166\" aria-label=\"Read more about Un mos merge la doctor . Acesta il intreaba: Cum stai cu inima ..Foarte bine. Dar e ceva care te supara? da am o problema..\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3167,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3166","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3166","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3166"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3166\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3169,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3166\/revisions\/3169"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3167"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3166"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3166"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3166"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}