{"id":3162,"date":"2024-09-10T10:13:22","date_gmt":"2024-09-10T10:13:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3162"},"modified":"2024-09-10T10:13:25","modified_gmt":"2024-09-10T10:13:25","slug":"se-intalnesc-2-foste-colege-de-liceu-buna-ce-faci-buna-ma-duc-sa-spal-mertanul-apoi-sa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3162","title":{"rendered":"Se intalnesc 2 foste colege de liceu: Buna , ce faci?? Buna ! Ma duc sa spal mertanul apoi sa.."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"886\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_6848-1024x886.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3164\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_6848-1024x886.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_6848-300x259.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_6848-768x664.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_6848.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Bula se duce la scoala si ii spune doamnei invatatoare:<br>\u2013 Da ce bine aratati, doamna invatatoare!\u00a0<br>Invatatoarea:<br>\u2013 Afara!!!\u00a0<br>Se ridica Bula sa plece\u2026\u00a0<br>Invatatoarea:<br>\u2013 Nu tu Bula, clasa!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mama intr\u0103 \u00een dormitorul lui Bul\u0103 s\u0103-l trezeasc\u0103 pentru a pleca la \u0219coal\u0103, dar \u00eel g\u0103se\u015fte pl\u00e2ng\u00e2nd.<br>\u2013 Bul\u0103, de ce pl\u00e2ngi? \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103.<br>\u2013 Am visat c\u0103 \u015fcoala luase foc.<br>Mama \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103-l consoleze:<br>\u2013 Nu mai pl\u00e2nge, scumpul meu, era doar un vis.<br>\u2013 Tocmai de-asta pl\u00e2ng!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bula se duce la scoala si ii spune doamnei invatatoare:\u2013 Da ce bine aratati, doamna invatatoare!\u00a0Invatatoarea:\u2013 Afara!!!\u00a0Se ridica Bula sa plece\u2026\u00a0Invatatoarea:\u2013 Nu tu Bula, clasa! Mama intr\u0103 \u00een dormitorul lui Bul\u0103 s\u0103-l trezeasc\u0103 pentru a pleca la \u0219coal\u0103, dar \u00eel g\u0103se\u015fte pl\u00e2ng\u00e2nd.\u2013 Bul\u0103, de ce pl\u00e2ngi? \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103.\u2013 Am visat c\u0103 \u015fcoala luase foc.Mama \u00eencearc\u0103 &#8230; <a title=\"Se intalnesc 2 foste colege de liceu: Buna , ce faci?? Buna ! Ma duc sa spal mertanul apoi sa..\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3162\" aria-label=\"Read more about Se intalnesc 2 foste colege de liceu: Buna , ce faci?? Buna ! Ma duc sa spal mertanul apoi sa..\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3163,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3162","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3162","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3162"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3162\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3165,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3162\/revisions\/3165"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3163"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3162"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3162"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3162"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}