Un tip se duce \u00eentr-o sear\u0103 la amant\u0103 \u015fi adoarme.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
C\u00e2nd se treze\u015fte, \u00ee\u015fi d\u0103 seama c\u0103 era deja 3 diminea\u0163a.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nevast\u0103-mea o s\u0103 m\u0103 omoare! D\u0103-mi repede ni\u015fte pudr\u0103 de talc!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Se d\u0103 pe m\u00e2ini cu ea, apoi merge acas\u0103. So\u0163ia furioas\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Unde ai fost p\u00e2n\u0103 la ora asta?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 La o femeie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Arat\u0103 m\u00e2inile! \u00cei zice so\u0163ia \u015fi vede c\u0103 are m\u00e2inile pline de pudr\u0103 de talc.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Mincinos nenorocit, iar ai fost la bowling!\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Regele a chemat un ungur, un moldovean \u0219i un rus \u0219i le-a spus:
\u2013 Cine va sta o or\u0103 \u00een butoiul acela plin cu \u021b\u00e2n\u021bari va primi jum\u0103tate din \u00eemp\u0103r\u0103\u021bie \u0219i pe fiica mea de so\u021bie.\u00a0
A intrat rusul \u00een butoi \u0219i dup\u0103 10 minute nu a mai suportat \u00een\u021bep\u0103turile \u021b\u00e2n\u021barilor \u0219i a ie\u0219it.\u00a0
Ungurul a ie\u0219it \u0219i el dup\u0103 30 de minute.\u00a0
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Moldoveanul, \u00eens\u0103, a rezistat 2 zile. C\u00e2nd a ie\u0219it, nu avea nicio ciupitur\u0103 pe corp.\u00a0
Mirat, \u00eemp\u0103ratul, l-a \u00eentrebat:
\u2013 Cum ai reu\u0219it s\u0103 stai at\u00e2t \u0219i s\u0103 nu ai nicio ciupitur\u0103?
\u2013 Am omor\u00e2t un \u021b\u00e2n\u021bar \u0219i to\u021bi ceilalt s-au dus la \u00eenmorm\u00e2ntare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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