Ion afl\u0103 c\u0103 mai are de tr\u0103it doar 24 de ore. \u00cei spune so\u0163iei \u015fi \u00eei propune s\u0103 mai fac\u0103 o dat\u0103 dragoste. Ea este de acord. Peste 6 ore, Ion \u00eei spune din nou:
\u2013 Iubito, \u015ftii, mai am doar 18 ore. Crezi c\u0103 am putea s\u0103 mai facem dragoste \u00eenc\u0103 o dat\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So\u0163ia este din nou de acrod. C\u00e2nd se duce la culcare, se uit\u0103 la ceas \u015fi vede c\u0103 acum au mai r\u0103mas doar 8 ore. Atunci \u00eei spune so\u0163iei:
\u2013 Iubito, te rog\u2026 \u00cenc\u0103 o dat\u0103, \u00eenainte s\u0103 mor.
\u2013 Bine\u00een\u0163eles, dragul meu! Apoi so\u0163ia se \u00eentoarce cu spatele \u015fi adoarme.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ion, agitat, nu poate dormi! Vede la un moment dat c\u0103 au mai r\u0103mas 4 ore. O treze\u015fte pe so\u0163ie:
\u2013 Iubito, mai am doar 4 ore. Crezi c\u0103 am putea\u2026
So\u0163ia se ridic\u0103 \u015fi spune:
\u2013 Uite care e treaba, Ioane, eu trebuie s\u0103 m\u0103 trezesc m\u00e2ine diminea\u0163\u0103, tu nu!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Pe vremea comunismului \u00eentr-un tren circul\u0103 doi b\u0103rba\u0163i \u015fi, de plictiseal\u0103, \u00eencep s\u0103 spun\u0103 bancuri porcoase cu Ceau\u015fescu. La un moment dat unul zice:
\u2013 Auzi, m\u0103, dar \u0163ie nu-\u0163i-e fric\u0103 de securitate? \u0102\u015ftia sunt omniprezen\u0163i, ar putea s\u0103 ne asculte chiar acum, serios vorbesc, poate e un microfon \u00een scrumier\u0103 sau ceva\u2026
\u2013 Ei, pe naiba, nu ne ascult\u0103 nimeni, hai s\u0103 mai glumim.
C\u00e2teva minute cei doi mai spun bancuri dup\u0103 care unul se scuz\u0103 si merge la baie. \u00cen drumul s\u0103u trece \u015fi prin vagonul restaurant din tren \u015fi \u00eei spune chelnerului:
\u2013 Peste exact cinci minute te rog s\u0103 \u00eemi aduci dou\u0103 cafele \u015fi dou\u0103 citronade.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Desigur.
Domnul se \u00eentoarce \u00een compartiment \u015fi continu\u0103 discu\u0163ia:
\u2013 Pe bune, acum nu ar trebui s\u0103 mai facem bancuri, eu cred c\u0103 ne ascult\u0103 cineva!
\u2013 Cine s\u0103 ne asculte, ai \u00eennebunit! Las\u0103 prostiile, nu e nimic \u00een scrumier\u0103.
\u2013 Te-am prins, eu sunt de la securitate. Dac\u0103 nu m\u0103 crezi uite facem o prob\u0103.
Se apleac\u0103 spre scrumier\u0103 \u015fi zice:
\u2013 Aduce\u0163i v\u0103 rog dou\u0103 cafele \u015fi dou\u0103 citronade.
Nu trec nici dou\u0103 minute \u015fi chelnerul le aduce comanda. Cel\u0103lalt albe\u015fte \u015fi \u00eencepe s\u0103 tremure de fric\u0103. La care primul zice:
\u2013 Am glumit m\u0103, nu te speria, \u0163i-am f\u0103cut o fars\u0103, am aranjat-o cu chelnerul\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Cei doi continu\u0103 s\u0103 glumeasc\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103 spun\u0103 bancuri. La sta\u0163ia la care coboar\u0103 poli\u0163ia \u00eel aresteaz\u0103 pe al doilea b\u0103rbat. Poli\u0163istul zice:
\u2013 E\u015fti arestat pentru c\u0103 ai spus bancuri deocheate despre Ceau\u015fescu!
\u2013 Dar pe mine de ce nu m\u0103 aresta\u0163i, c\u0103 \u015fi eu am spus bancuri?
La care poli\u0163istul:
-Nu m\u0103, pe tine nu te arest\u0103m c\u0103 ne-a pl\u0103cut faza cu scrumier\u0103\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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