So\u0163ul \u015fi so\u0163ia aveau un c\u00e2ine r\u0103u. Se hot\u0103r\u0103sc s\u0103 scape de el.
So\u0163ul ia c\u00e2inele se urc\u0103 \u00een ma\u015fina \u015fi-l duce la c\u00e2teva str\u0103zi distan\u0163\u0103, \u00eel las\u0103 acolo. Se \u00eentoarce so\u0163ul acas\u0103 \u015fi peste 2 ore, hop \u015fi c\u00e2inele la u\u015f\u0103.
A doua zi, se urc\u0103 so\u0163ul \u00een ma\u015fin\u0103, ia c\u00e2inele \u015fi-l duce \u00een alt cartier. Se \u00eentoarce acas\u0103, peste 2 ore, iar apare c\u00e2inele la u\u015f\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A treia zi, ia \u0103sta c\u00e2inele \u00eel bag\u0103 \u00een ma\u015fin\u0103, da ture prin ora\u015f, o ia pe tot felul de str\u0103zi, se \u00eenv\u00e2rte\u2026 Las\u0103 c\u00e2inele se urca \u00een ma\u015fin\u0103 \u015fi pleac\u0103.
Peste 2 ore sun\u0103 telefonul \u00een cas\u0103. R\u0103spunde nevasta\u2026
So\u0163ul: \u2013 Nevast\u0103, s-a \u00eentors c\u00e2inele acas\u0103?
Nevasta: \u2013 Da, s-a \u00eentors.
So\u0163ul: \u2013 D\u0103-l la telefon c\u0103 m-am pierdut<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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So\u0163ul \u015fi so\u0163ia aveau un c\u00e2ine r\u0103u. Se hot\u0103r\u0103sc s\u0103 scape de el.So\u0163ul ia c\u00e2inele se urc\u0103 \u00een ma\u015fina \u015fi-l duce la c\u00e2teva str\u0103zi distan\u0163\u0103, \u00eel las\u0103 acolo. Se \u00eentoarce so\u0163ul acas\u0103 \u015fi peste 2 ore, hop \u015fi c\u00e2inele la u\u015f\u0103.A doua zi, se urc\u0103 so\u0163ul \u00een ma\u015fin\u0103, ia c\u00e2inele \u015fi-l duce \u00een alt cartier. … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3141,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3140","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3140","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3140"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3140\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3142,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3140\/revisions\/3142"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3141"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3140"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3140"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3140"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}