Bul\u0103 \u00ee\u015fi g\u0103se\u015fte sora s\u0103rut\u00e2ndu-se cu un tip, care era prietenul ei.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Acesta \u00eei ofer\u0103 lui Bul\u0103 o suta de lei.
Tipul:
\u2013 Tu nu ai v\u0103zut nimic acum, ai \u00een\u0163eles?
Bul\u0103 (\u00eenapoindu-i cinci zeci de lei):
\u2013 \u00cen regul\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Tipul (mirat):
\u2013 De ce mi-ai dat \u00eenapoi bani?
\u2013 Bul\u0103:
\u2013 De ce s\u0103 pl\u0103te\u015fti tu mai mult dec\u00e2t pl\u0103tesc al\u0163ii?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Inv\u0103\u021b\u0103toarea le spune elevilor s\u0103i de clasa I:
\u2013 Copii, alc\u0103tui\u021bi fiecare c\u00e2te o propozi\u021bie.
Bul\u0103:
\u2013 Ana are mere.
\u2013 Bravo, Bul\u0103!\u2026 Dar de unde \u0219tii? zise inv\u0103\u021b\u0103toarea.
\u2013 Am v\u0103zut-o eu sub du\u0219\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Politia il aduce pe sot acasa beat turta, fara niciun leu din salariu.
Dimineata, sotia il asteapta cu zambetul pe buze, micul dejun pregatit si cafea fierbinte.
Pe scurt, o atmosfera de poveste\u2026
Femeia ii sare in brate, il saruta, iar barbatul ramane cu gura cascata.
-Iubitule, aseara te-au adus politistii acasa si erai in ultimul hal.
-Pai si atunci ce e cu toata tandretea asta, draga?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Iubitule, cand te-am pus in pat si am inceput sa iti dau hainele murdare jos, m-ai
impins cu piciorul si ai spus
\u00abPleaca de aici, femeie, sunt insurat\u00bb<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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