Salut, Claudiu. Nu \u0219tiu cum s\u0103-\u021bi spun c\u0103 nu vreau s\u0103 te superi pe mine.
\u2013 Ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Asear\u0103, \u00een Vam\u0103, m-am s\u0103rutat cu sora ta pe plaj\u0103.
\u2013 B\u0103, e\u0219ti prost? Eu n-am sor\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 P\u0103i, atunci, cine era gagica aia brunet\u0103 cu blugi mula\u021bi \u0219i geac\u0103 de piele?
-Ala e varul Costica!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ginerele, intr-o dimineata, cu un ton lingusitor:
\u2013 Vai, dar ce bine aratati azi, mama soacra! Ai putea poza unui pictor chinez\u2026
\u2013 Ce amabil esti, Ionele draga! Dar de ce tocmai unui pictor chinez?
\u2013 Pentru ca ei, de obicei, picteaza dragoni, balauri si tot felul de alte lighioane\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u0218ti\u021bi\u2026 so\u021bul meu este plecat \u00een misiune \u00een Afghanistan\u2026 nu \u0219tiu cum s\u0103 v\u0103 rog\u2026
Tipul cu z\u00e2mbetul p\u00e2n\u0103 la urechi, \u00eei r\u0103spunde:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Spune\u021bi doamn\u0103, orice\u2026
-M\u0103 g\u00e2ndeam dumneavoastr\u0103 \u0219i cu mine\u2026 dac\u0103 nu v\u0103 cer prea mult\u2026
\u2013 Sigur c\u0103 da, doamn\u0103! spune instalatorul. Orice!
-M\u0103 g\u00e2ndeam\u2026 poate m\u0103 ajuta\u021bi dumneavoastr\u0103 s\u0103 mut frigiderul din hol \u00een buc\u0103t\u0103rie\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Salut, Claudiu. Nu \u0219tiu cum s\u0103-\u021bi spun c\u0103 nu vreau s\u0103 te superi pe mine.\u2013 Ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat? \u2013 Asear\u0103, \u00een Vam\u0103, m-am s\u0103rutat cu sora ta pe plaj\u0103.\u2013 B\u0103, e\u0219ti prost? Eu n-am sor\u0103. \u2013 P\u0103i, atunci, cine era gagica aia brunet\u0103 cu blugi mula\u021bi \u0219i geac\u0103 de piele?-Ala e varul Costica! Ginerele, intr-o … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3135,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3134","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3134","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3134"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3134\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3136,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3134\/revisions\/3136"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3135"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3134"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3134"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3134"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}