{"id":3129,"date":"2024-09-08T08:23:11","date_gmt":"2024-09-08T08:23:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3129"},"modified":"2024-09-08T08:23:14","modified_gmt":"2024-09-08T08:23:14","slug":"un-marinar-roman-naufragiat-de-ani-de-zile-pe-o-insula-pustie-vede-cu-mare-incantare-intr-o-zi-o-nava-in-departare-si-o-barcanu-dupa-mult-timp","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3129","title":{"rendered":"Un marinar roman naufragiat de ani de zile pe o insula pustie vede cu mare incantare intr-o zi o nava in departare si o barca\u2026Nu dupa mult timp.."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"904\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_6748-1024x904.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3131\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_6748-1024x904.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_6748-300x265.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_6748-768x678.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_6748.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Alinuta era eleva in clasa a 10-a.<br>Intr-o zi, vine acasa, intra in sufragerie unde era taica-su si spune:<br>\u2013 M-am indragostit de vecinul de la etajul trei si o sa fug cu el.<br>Taica-su fara sa isi mute privirea de la televizor ii raspunde:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 Bravo, sunt mandru de tine! Este cea mai buna decizie pe care o puteai lua. Asa nu mai trebuie sa te cresc eu si sa investesc bani in tine\u2026<br>Alinuta il intrerupe:<br>\u2013 Tata, eu doar citesc scrisoarea pe care a lasat-o mama\u2026.!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Alinuta si colegul sau se jucau impreuna.\u00a0<br>Alinuta citea si colegul se juca cu prastia.\u00a0<br>Colegul o loveste pe Alinuta cu prastia in cap si spuse:\u00a0<br>\u2013 Headshot!!!\u00a0<br>Alinuta luase cartea si trase una cu ea peste fata colegului:\u00a0<br>\u2013 Facebook!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bunica o intreaba<br>pe nepoata sa, Alinuta:<br>-Alinuta ai vazut vreodata un cerb?<br>-Da, la televizor.<br>-Eu te intreb daca ai vazut in natura.<br>-Nu, pentru ca tata nu-mi da voie sa scot televizorul in curte.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Alinuta era eleva in clasa a 10-a.Intr-o zi, vine acasa, intra in sufragerie unde era taica-su si spune:\u2013 M-am indragostit de vecinul de la etajul trei si o sa fug cu el.Taica-su fara sa isi mute privirea de la televizor ii raspunde: \u2013 Bravo, sunt mandru de tine! Este cea mai buna decizie pe care &#8230; <a title=\"Un marinar roman naufragiat de ani de zile pe o insula pustie vede cu mare incantare intr-o zi o nava in departare si o barca\u2026Nu dupa mult timp..\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3129\" aria-label=\"Read more about Un marinar roman naufragiat de ani de zile pe o insula pustie vede cu mare incantare intr-o zi o nava in departare si o barca\u2026Nu dupa mult timp..\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3130,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3129","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3129","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3129"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3129\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3132,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3129\/revisions\/3132"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3130"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3129"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3129"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3129"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}