Ion era \u00eensurat cu curva satului. To\u021bi oamenii din sat se l\u0103udau care mai de care c\u0103 s-au \u00eent\u00e2lnit cu nevasta lui Ion. Dup\u0103 ceva timp, nevast\u0103-sa cade bolnav\u0103 la pat. Ion o amenin\u021b\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Tu!!! S\u0103 \u0219tii c\u0103 n-o s\u0103 te \u00eembrac c\u00e2nd o s\u0103 mori. Goal\u0103 te bag \u00een sicriu, c\u0103 tare \u021bi-o mai pl\u0103cut s\u0103 umbli goal\u0103 prin sat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dup\u0103 cateva zile \u00eei moare nevasta. Se g\u00e2nde\u0219te Ion, \u201cb\u0103i da totu\u0219i, n-o pot b\u0103ga goal\u0103 \u00een sicriu. \u00cei arunc un cear\u0219af pe ea \u0219i asta e\u201d. Dup\u0103 \u00eenmorm\u00e2ntare ajunge Ion acas\u0103 \u0219i-l apuc\u0103 mustr\u0103rile de con\u0219tiin\u021b\u0103. \u201cTotu\u0219i o fost nevast\u0103-mea, bun\u0103\u2026rea \u0219i eu am acoperit-o doar cu un cear\u0219af? Dac\u0103 ajunge \u00een rai cum ajunge ea \u00een fa\u021ba Sf\u00e2ntului Petru?? Goal\u0103???!! Nu! E clar, trebuie s\u0103 repar gre\u0219eala\u201d. Pune m\u00e2na pe o lopat\u0103, bag\u0103 o rochi\u021b\u0103 de-a ei \u00een plas\u0103 \u0219i \u00een plin miez de noapte porne\u0219te \u00een cimitir.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sap\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 d\u0103 de sicriu. Desface capacul \u0219i stupoare\u2026\u00een sicriu era doar acel cear\u0219af. Speriat, ridic\u0103 cear\u0219aful \u0219i g\u0103se\u0219te un bile\u021bel:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cIoane, sunt plecat\u0103 la Andrei<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Groapa patru, r\u00e2ndul trei.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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