Bul\u0103 aga\u021b\u0103 o femeie. La avansurile lui, aceasta protesta indignat\u0103:
\u2013 Mai bine mi-o cos dec\u00e2t s\u0103 m\u0103 culc cu tine!
Bul\u0103 tot insist\u0103 \u015fi, \u00eentr-un t\u00e2rziu, are c\u00e2\u015ftig de cauz\u0103.
Dup\u0103 o noapte de dragoste s\u0103lbatic\u0103, mahmur \u015fi epuizat, \u00eei spuse femeii:
\u2013 De cusut nu \u021bi-o coase, dar vreo dou\u0103 pense nu i-ar strica s\u0103-i faci!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
O tanara frumoasa din Pitesti facea autostopul pentru a
ajunge la Bucuresti. La un moment dat opreste un superb
Jaguar rosu si o ia. Barbatul demareaza in tromba si, la un moment dat, ii zice:
\u2013 Domnisoara, sunteti a treia femeie insarcinata
care m-a oprit sa o duc la Bucuresti\u2026
\u2013 Vai domnule, dar nu sunt insarcinata!, se revolta tanara.
\u2013 Dar ce, am ajuns cumva la Bucuresti?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Un tip intr\u0103 \u00een mare vitez\u0103 \u00een frizerie \u015fi \u00eentreab\u0103:
\u2013 C\u00ee\u0163i mai s\u00eent \u00een fa\u0163a mea?
\u2013 10, i se r\u0103spunde.
Pleac\u0103 \u015fi se \u00eentoarce dup\u0103 o jum\u0103tate de or\u0103:
\u2013 C\u00ee\u0163i mai a\u015fteapt\u0103?
\u2013 5.
Pleac\u0103 iar\u0103\u015fi, se \u00eentoarce dup\u0103 alt\u0103 jum\u0103tate de or\u0103 \u015fi \u00eentreab\u0103:
\u2013 C\u00ee\u0163i au mai r\u0103mas?
\u2013 \u00cenchid, spune frizerul.
\u2013 Nici o problem\u0103, m\u0103 \u00eentorc m\u00eeine.
\u015ei iese.
\u2013 Cine-i nebunul \u0103sta? \u015etie cineva de unde vine? \u00eentreab\u0103 frizerul.
\u2013 De la nevasta dumnitale.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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