Un om s-a angajat ca sp\u0103l\u0103tor de geamuri la un magazin \u015fi, \u00een timp ce \u00ee\u015fi f\u0103cea meseria, trece un Porsche pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 el. \u2013 Salut Gheorghe, ce mai faci?, \u00eentreb\u0103 cel din Porsche. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Las\u0103-m\u0103, n-am timp de tine! V\u0103z\u00e2nd acestea \u015feful se minun\u0103: \u2013 Gheorghe, tu \u00eei \u015ftii pe \u0103\u015ftia?! \u2013 Normal, suntem prieteni vechi. A doua zi trece un Ferari: \u2013 Salut Gheorghe, ce mai faci? <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Las\u0103-m\u0103, n-am timp de tine. \u2013 Gheorghe, tu \u00eei \u015ftii pe \u0103\u015ftia?, \u00eentreb\u0103 \u015feful. \u2013 Normal, eu \u00eel \u015ftiu \u015fi pe Papa de la Roma. Enervat, \u015feful merge cu Gheorghe \u00een Vatican, \u015feful st\u0103 \u00een pia\u0163\u0103 \u015fi \u00eel vede ie\u015find pe Pap\u0103 \u015fi pe Gheorge d\u00e2nd m\u00e2na. \u015eeful le\u015fin\u0103. Gheorghe se duce \u00eel treze\u015fte \u015fi \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
E\u015fti bine, \u015fefule? \u2013 Da, doar c\u0103, atunci c\u00e2nd ai dat m\u00e2na cu Papa, prin spatele t\u0103u au trecut un grup de chinezi care au zis: \u201eUite-l pe Gheorghe, dar mo\u015fu\u2019 de l\u00e2ng\u0103 cine-o fi?\u201d\ud83d\ude05\ud83d\ude07\ud83d\ude06<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Soacra \u00een vizita la nora.<\/strong>\u2013 Mama soacra, c\u00e2t stai pe la noi?\u2013 C\u00e2t timp voi fi binevenita.\u2013 Aaa, pai nici la o cafea nu stai?\ud83d\ude05<\/p>\n\n\n\n Dragul meu, eu sunt pentru tine o femeie perfecta?<\/strong>\u2013 Nu, iubire! Tu esti cu mult mai mult!\u2013 Cu c\u00e2t mai mult?\u2013 Cu vreo 20 de kilograme\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Un om s-a angajat ca sp\u0103l\u0103tor de geamuri la un magazin \u015fi, \u00een timp ce \u00ee\u015fi f\u0103cea meseria, trece un Porsche pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 el. \u2013 Salut Gheorghe, ce mai faci?, \u00eentreb\u0103 cel din Porsche. \u2013 Las\u0103-m\u0103, n-am timp de tine! V\u0103z\u00e2nd acestea \u015feful se minun\u0103: \u2013 Gheorghe, tu \u00eei \u015ftii pe \u0103\u015ftia?! \u2013 Normal, suntem … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3120,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3119","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3119","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3119"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3119\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3121,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3119\/revisions\/3121"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3120"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3119"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3119"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3119"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}