Un turist japonez aterizeaza pe aeroportul Otopeni. Ia un taxi din fata aeroportului si se indreapta spre Bucuresti.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Cand ies pe DN 1, o motocicleta ii depaseste in mare viteza.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Merg in continuare, peste cateva minute o masina trece ca o furtuna pe langa ei.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Auto Toyota, foarte rapida. Made in Japan! spune japonezul din nou, mandru.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ajung la Inter:- 120 euro, ii cere soferul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 O-la-la! Foarte scump!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Soferul ii raspunde:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Masina de taxat, foarte rapida. Made in Japan!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Un tip cu amanta \u00een pat\u2026 La un moment dat sun\u0103 cineva la u\u0219\u0103. Amanta, calm\u0103, \u00eei spune s\u0103 fie lini\u0219tit c\u0103 e so\u021bul, dar rezolv\u0103 ea\u2026 Se duce la u\u0219\u0103, deschide \u0219i-i spune:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014 A, iubi ! Ce bine c-ai venit !\u2026 Du \u0219i tu gunoiul !<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Tipa \u00eei pune g\u0103leata cu gunoiul \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103, iar so\u021bul pleac\u0103. Amantul se \u00eembrac\u0103 lini\u0219tit \u0219i, pe sc\u0103ri, \u00ee\u0219i zice \u00een sinea lui:
\u201e\u0218i frumoas\u0103, \u0219i de\u0219teapt\u0103 !\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ajunge acas\u0103, sun\u0103 la u\u0219\u0103, \u0219i-i deschide so\u021bia:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014 A, iubi ! Ce bine c-ai venit !\u2026 Du \u0219i tu gunoiul !<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ia tipul g\u0103leata, coboar\u0103 sc\u0103rile \u0219i \u00ee\u0219i zice \u00een sinea lui:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201e\u0218i ur\u00e2t\u0103, \u0219i cu tupeu !\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Citi\u021bi \u0219i:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Trebuie neap\u0103rat s\u0103-mi comand c\u00e2teva rochii noi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Bine, zice so\u0163ul, dar toate dulapurile sunt pline de rochiile tale!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 \u015etiu, dar pe toate mi le-au v\u0103zut vecinii!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 \u00cen cazul acesta, ar fi mai bine s\u0103 schimb\u0103m cartierul, ar fi mult mai ieftin<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Un turist japonez aterizeaza pe aeroportul Otopeni. Ia un taxi din fata aeroportului si se indreapta spre Bucuresti. Cand ies pe DN 1, o motocicleta ii depaseste in mare viteza. Merg in continuare, peste cateva minute o masina trece ca o furtuna pe langa ei. \u2013 Auto Toyota, foarte rapida. Made in Japan! spune japonezul … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":3117,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3116","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3116","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3116"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3116\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3118,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3116\/revisions\/3118"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3117"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3116"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3116"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3116"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}