{"id":3108,"date":"2024-09-06T12:41:31","date_gmt":"2024-09-06T12:41:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3108"},"modified":"2024-09-06T15:34:24","modified_gmt":"2024-09-06T15:34:24","slug":"diriginta-lui-bulisor-il-cheama-pe-ta-su-la-scoala-domnule-bula-nu-mai-stiu-ce-sa-ma-fac-cu-fiulnu-chiuleste-dar-si-daca-vine-corigent-doamna-diriginta-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3108","title":{"rendered":"Diriginta lui Bulisor il cheama pe ta-su la scoala. Domnule Bula nu mai stiu ce sa ma fac cu fiul\u2026Nu chiuleste dar si daca vine ! Corigent ..Doamna diriginta"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"967\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_6671-967x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3109\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_6671-967x1024.jpeg 967w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_6671-283x300.jpeg 283w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_6671-768x813.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_6671.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 967px) 100vw, 967px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>O furnic\u0103 vede la \u0219tiri un accident \u00eentre un elefant \u0219i un hipopotam. Imediat, d\u0103 telefon s\u0103 afle locul accidentului.<br>\u2013 De ce v\u0103 intereseaz\u0103, \u00eentreab\u0103 operatoarea, vreuna dintre victime v\u0103 este rud\u0103?<br>\u2013 Nu, vreau s\u0103 m\u0103 duc s\u0103 donez s\u00e2nge!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dimineata. Autobuzul pleaca din statie, dupa el alearga o doamna si striga:<br>\u2013 Oameni buni, opriti va rog autobuzul! Intarzii la lucru!<br>Pasagerii il roaga pe sofer sa opreasca. Doamna se urca si spune, bucuroasa:<br>\u2013 Am reusit\u2026 Asa, biletele la control!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>In sala de operatie (chirurgul catre asistent):<br>\u2013 Anestezie.<br>\u2013 De-a noastra sau de import?<br>\u2013 De import.<br>\u2013 De import s-a terminat.<br>\u2013 Atunci de-a noastra.<br>\u2013 Nani, nani\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>O furnic\u0103 vede la \u0219tiri un accident \u00eentre un elefant \u0219i un hipopotam. Imediat, d\u0103 telefon s\u0103 afle locul accidentului.\u2013 De ce v\u0103 intereseaz\u0103, \u00eentreab\u0103 operatoarea, vreuna dintre victime v\u0103 este rud\u0103?\u2013 Nu, vreau s\u0103 m\u0103 duc s\u0103 donez s\u00e2nge! Dimineata. Autobuzul pleaca din statie, dupa el alearga o doamna si striga:\u2013 Oameni buni, opriti &#8230; <a title=\"Diriginta lui Bulisor il cheama pe ta-su la scoala. Domnule Bula nu mai stiu ce sa ma fac cu fiul\u2026Nu chiuleste dar si daca vine ! Corigent ..Doamna diriginta\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3108\" aria-label=\"Read more about Diriginta lui Bulisor il cheama pe ta-su la scoala. Domnule Bula nu mai stiu ce sa ma fac cu fiul\u2026Nu chiuleste dar si daca vine ! Corigent ..Doamna diriginta\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3110,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3108","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3108","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3108"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3108\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3111,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3108\/revisions\/3111"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3110"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3108"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3108"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3108"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}