{"id":3098,"date":"2024-09-05T18:03:40","date_gmt":"2024-09-05T18:03:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3098"},"modified":"2024-09-05T18:03:43","modified_gmt":"2024-09-05T18:03:43","slug":"iubita-te-mai-astept-mult-unde-ma-jos-in-fata-bloculuice-faci","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3098","title":{"rendered":"Iubita: Te mai astept mult?? Unde ma?? Jos in fata blocului\u2026Ce faci\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"974\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_6644-974x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3099\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_6644-974x1024.jpeg 974w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_6644-285x300.jpeg 285w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_6644-768x807.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_6644.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 974px) 100vw, 974px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Domnule judecator, spune so\u0163ia la divor\u0163, eu \u015fi so\u0163ul meu nu am mai avut rela\u0163ii intime de foarte mult timp.<br>\u2013 Este adevarat ? De ce ? \u00eel \u00eentreaba judec\u0103torul pe so\u0163.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 Este adevarat, domnule judecator, pentru ca nu mai pot, recunoa\u015fte so\u0163ul umilit.<br>\u2013 Auzi la el, spune so\u0163ia, jumatate din ora\u015f poate \u015fi el \u2013 nu!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Un tip se duce la preot:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Parinte am pacate mari.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Spune fiule, D-zeu e mare si iarta.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Parinte in timpul razboiului am ascuns un evreu in beci.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Fiule, asta nu e pacat i-ai salvat viata. Mergi cu Domnul linistit acasa.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Da Parinte. Dar i-am cerut 20 de dolari pe zi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Fiule, asta nu este prea bine. Ai profitat de necazul lui. Dar totusi i-ai salvat viata. Mergi acasa tine post 2 saptamani si fa rugaciuni.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Omul pleaca, nu prea convins, si dupa 5 minute bate la usa preotului din nou. Intra si il intreaba pe preot:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Parinte, crezi ca ar fi bine sa-i spun ca s-a termninat razboiul?\ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Cainele unui scapa din lesa, intra intr-o macelarie si fura un ciolan.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Macelarul se duce la avocat si-l intreaba:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Daca un caine scapat din lesa intra in magazinul meu si fura un ciolan, am dreptul la despagubire?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Absolut!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Perfect! Imi datorati 30 de lei!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Avocatul plateste fara sa comenteze.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Peste 3 zile macelarul primeste o factura pe care scria: Consultatie juridica \u2013 300 lei\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Domnule judecator, spune so\u0163ia la divor\u0163, eu \u015fi so\u0163ul meu nu am mai avut rela\u0163ii intime de foarte mult timp.\u2013 Este adevarat ? De ce ? \u00eel \u00eentreaba judec\u0103torul pe so\u0163. \u2013 Este adevarat, domnule judecator, pentru ca nu mai pot, recunoa\u015fte so\u0163ul umilit.\u2013 Auzi la el, spune so\u0163ia, jumatate din ora\u015f poate \u015fi el &#8230; <a title=\"Iubita: Te mai astept mult?? Unde ma?? Jos in fata blocului\u2026Ce faci\u2026\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3098\" aria-label=\"Read more about Iubita: Te mai astept mult?? Unde ma?? Jos in fata blocului\u2026Ce faci\u2026\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3100,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3098","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3098","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3098"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3098\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3101,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3098\/revisions\/3101"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3100"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3098"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3098"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3098"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}