A zis Dumnezeu catre Adam:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Coboara jos in vale!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Si Adam a intrebat:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Ce e aia vale?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Si Dumnezeu i-a explicat ce este valea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dupa care Dumnezeu a zis:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Inoata peste rau!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Si Adam a intrebat:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Ce e aia rau?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Si Dumnezeu i-a explicat ce este raul, apoi a zis:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Urca muntele!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Si Adam a intrebat:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Ce e aia munte?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Si Dumnezeu i-a explicat ce este muntele, apoi a zis Dincolo de munte este o pestera, intra inauntru!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Si Adam a intrebat:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Ce e aia pestera?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Si Dumnezeul i-a explicat ce este pestera, apoi a zis:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-In pestera gasesti o femeie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Si Adam a intrebat:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Ce e aia femeie?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Si Dumnezeu i-a explicat ce este femeia, apoi a zis:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Vreau sa va inmultiti!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Si Adam a intrebat:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Cum se face?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dumnezeu i-a explicat cum se face, apoi Adam a pornit la drum.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Jos in vale, peste rau, sus pe munte si inauntru in pestera \u2026unde a gasit femeia.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dupa vreo 5 minute iese afara din pestera si Domnul intreaba nervos:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Acu\u2019 ce mai e?!!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Adam intreaba timid:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ce-i aia migrena ?\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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