Trei soti stateau de vorba langa maternitate.
Primul: \u2013 Sotia mea a citit \u201cFrumoasa din padurea adormita\u201d si mi-a nascut o fetita frumoasa!
Al doilea: \u2013 A mea a citit \u201cAlba ca zapada\u201d si mi-a nascut sapte pitici!
Al treilea lesina.
Dupa un pahar de apa, omul isi revine.
Al treilea: \u2013 A mea a citit \u201cAli-Baba si cei 40 de hoti\u201d!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ion \u015fi Maria tr\u0103iau \u00eentr-o garsonier\u0103. \u00cenainte de a face amor, Ion a
decis s\u0103 verifice dac\u0103 fiul s\u0103u doarme.
\u2013 Ionu\u0163, adu-mi, te rog, un pahar cu ap\u0103\u2026
Lini\u015fte, Ionu\u0163 nu r\u0103spunde.
Maria decide:
\u2013 A adormit.
Dup\u0103 act st\u0103teau \u00eentin\u015fi \u00een pat \u015fi se m\u00e2ng\u00e2iau. Deodat\u0103, se aude
vocea pu\u015ftiului din \u00eentuneric:
\u2013 \u015ei c\u00e2t mai stau aici cu paharul \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Citi\u021bi \u0219i: <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Un tip il intreaba pe antrenorul unei sali de forta: <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Trei soti stateau de vorba langa maternitate.Primul: \u2013 Sotia mea a citit \u201cFrumoasa din padurea adormita\u201d si mi-a nascut o fetita frumoasa!Al doilea: \u2013 A mea a citit \u201cAlba ca zapada\u201d si mi-a nascut sapte pitici!Al treilea lesina.Dupa un pahar de apa, omul isi revine.Al treilea: \u2013 A mea a citit \u201cAli-Baba si cei 40 … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3090,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3089","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3089","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3089"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3089\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3091,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3089\/revisions\/3091"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3090"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3089"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3089"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3089"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\u2013 Vreau sa o impresioneaz pe tipa aia misto, ce aparat sa folosesc?
Antrenorul raspunde:
Foloseste ATMul din colt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n