Bula se duce la spovedit:
\u2013 Parinte, am pacate multe: injur de toti sfintii din calendar, de baut beau si uleiul de la candela\u2026
Atunci popa intervine:
\u2013 Dar ia spune, fiule, cu femei ai preacurvit?
\u2013 Auzi, parinte, eu am venit sa ma spovedesc, nu sa ma laud!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So\u021bul: \u2013 Draga mea, unde e\u0219ti?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So\u021bia: \u2013 Acas\u0103, dragul meu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So\u021bul: \u2013 E\u0219ti sigur\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So\u021bia: \u2013 Da!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So\u021bul: \u2013 Porne\u0219te blenderul, te rog.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So\u021bia merge la buc\u0103t\u0103rie \u0219i porne\u0219te blenderul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So\u021bul: \u2013 Bine, draga mea, te cred. Ai grij\u0103 de tine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00cen ziua urm\u0103toare, b\u0103rbatul decide s\u0103 mearg\u0103 acas\u0103 la pr\u00e2nz f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 anun\u021be<\/p>\n\n\n\n
C\u00e2nd vede c\u0103 so\u021bia lui nu este acas\u0103, acesta merge direct \u00een camera fiului s\u0103u \u0219i-l \u00eentreab\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Fiule, \u0219tii ceva de mama ta? Unde este?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Nu \u0219tiu, tat\u0103. A plecat acum o or\u0103 \u0219i a luat \u0219i blenderul cu ea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Bula se duce la spovedit:\u2013 Parinte, am pacate multe: injur de toti sfintii din calendar, de baut beau si uleiul de la candela\u2026Atunci popa intervine:\u2013 Dar ia spune, fiule, cu femei ai preacurvit?\u2013 Auzi, parinte, eu am venit sa ma spovedesc, nu sa ma laud! So\u021bul: \u2013 Draga mea, unde e\u0219ti? So\u021bia: \u2013 Acas\u0103, dragul … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3087,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3086","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3086","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3086"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3086\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3088,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3086\/revisions\/3088"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3087"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3086"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3086"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3086"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}