Se face un sondaj \u00een leg\u0103tur\u0103 cu metodele contraceptive folosite<\/p>\n\n\n\n
de diverse cupluri. Primul cuplu r\u0103spunde c\u0103 folose\u015fte prezervativul, al doilea c\u0103 folose\u015fte pastile \u015fi a\u015fa mai departe, toate r\u0103spunsurile.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sociologii ajung \u015fi la Ion \u015fi Maria acas\u0103. Bat la u\u015f\u0103, le deschide<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Maria, \u00eenalt\u0103 de peste doi metri. \u2013 Cum vine asta?<\/p>\n\n\n\n Maria strig\u0103 cu putere:<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Ioaneeeee!<\/p>\n\n\n\n Apare Ion, \u00eenalt de un metru \u015fi ni\u0163el C\u00e2nd v\u0103d c\u0103 i se dilata pupila, trag un \u015fut la CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URM\u0102TORUL BANC\u2b07\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n Inv\u0103\u021b\u0103toarea le spune elevilor s\u0103i de clasa I-a: Politia il aduce pe sot acasa beat turta, fara niciun leu din salariu. Se face un sondaj \u00een leg\u0103tur\u0103 cu metodele contraceptive folosite de diverse cupluri. Primul cuplu r\u0103spunde c\u0103 folose\u015fte prezervativul, al doilea c\u0103 folose\u015fte pastile \u015fi a\u015fa mai departe, toate r\u0103spunsurile. Sociologii ajung \u015fi la Ion \u015fi Maria acas\u0103. Bat la u\u015f\u0103, le deschide Maria, \u00eenalt\u0103 de peste doi metri.\u2013 Ne spune\u0163i, v\u0103 rug\u0103m, ce metod\u0103 … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":3084,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3083","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3083","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3083"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3083\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3085,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3083\/revisions\/3085"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3084"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3083"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3083"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3083"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\u2013 Ne spune\u0163i, v\u0103 rug\u0103m, ce metod\u0103 contraceptiv\u0103 folosi\u0163i?
\u2013 Sigur c\u0103 da. Metoda pupil\u0103-sc\u0103unel<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 \u00cel vede\u0163i? Eu sunt \u00eenalt\u0103, iar el micu\u0163. Noi o facem \u00een picioare.
Pe el \u00eel urc pe un sc\u0103unel. El \u00eencepe s\u0103 m\u0103 lucreze, iar eu m\u0103 uit foarte
atent\u0103 \u00een ochii lui.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
sc\u0103unel.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Copii, alc\u0103tui\u021bi fiecare c\u00e2te o propozi\u021bie.
Bul\u0103:
\u2013 Ana are mere.
\u2013 Bravo, Bul\u0103!\u2026 Dar de unde \u0219tii? zise inv\u0103\u021b\u0103toarea.
\u2013 Am v\u0103zut-o eu sub du\u0219\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dimineata, sotia il asteapta cu zambetul pe buze, micul dejun pregatit si cafea fierbinte.
Pe scurt, o atmosfera de poveste\u2026
Femeia ii sare in brate, il saruta, iar barbatul ramane cu gura cascata.
-Iubitule, aseara te-au adus politistii acasa si erai in ultimul hal.
-Pai si atunci ce e cu toata tandretea asta, draga?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"