{"id":3075,"date":"2024-09-04T17:09:04","date_gmt":"2024-09-04T17:09:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3075"},"modified":"2024-09-04T19:15:30","modified_gmt":"2024-09-04T19:15:30","slug":"un-tip-proaspat-casatorit-sta-de-vorba-cu-cel-mai-bun-prieten-al-lui","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3075","title":{"rendered":"Un tip proaspat casatorit sta de vorba cu cel mai bun prieten al lui"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_6590-1024x844.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3076\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_6590-1024x844.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_6590-300x247.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_6590-768x633.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_6590.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Maria il da in judecata pe Ion, pentru ca i-a spus \u201eScroafa\u201d.<br>Castiga procesul, si atunci Ion intreaba:<br>\u2013 Domnu\u2019 judecator, asta inseamna ca nu mai pot sa-i spun Mariei \u201escroafa\u201d ?<br>\u2013 Da.<br>\u2013 Dar, de exemplu, pot sa-i spun unei scroafe, \u201eMaria\u201d, fara sa pot fi dat in judecata?<br>\u2013 Da.<br>Ion, se uita la <a href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/2024\/09\/04\/sa-stii-zise-directorul-catre-nevasta-sa-ca-secretara\/\">Maria<\/a>, si zice:<br>\u2013 Buna, Maria!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00centr-o noapte, Ion \u0219i M\u0103ria, proasp\u0103t c\u0103s\u0103tori\u021bi, st\u0103teau de vorb\u0103:<br>\u2013 M\u0103, Ioane, spune drept, pe cine ai mai avut \u00eenaintea mea?<br>\u2013 Pe Florica.<br>\u2013 Numai pe ea?<br>\u2013 Pe Veta, Maricica, Rozi\u2026 bla bla bla.<br>\u2013 S\u0103 \u0219tii c\u0103 sunt geloas\u0103!<br>\u2013 Las\u0103, mai bine ai fi mul\u021bumit\u0103 c\u0103 te-ai calificat \u00een final\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ion:<br>\u2013 Fa Marie? Ai vrea sa mergem cu o masina mare cu multi cai putere pe care nu trebuie sa o conducem noi, pentru ca are sofer?<br>Maria:<br>\u2013 Vai, Ioane, de cand astept acest moment!<br>Ion:<br>\u2013 Atunci hai repede ca vine autobuzul!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Maria il da in judecata pe Ion, pentru ca i-a spus \u201eScroafa\u201d.Castiga procesul, si atunci Ion intreaba:\u2013 Domnu\u2019 judecator, asta inseamna ca nu mai pot sa-i spun Mariei \u201escroafa\u201d ?\u2013 Da.\u2013 Dar, de exemplu, pot sa-i spun unei scroafe, \u201eMaria\u201d, fara sa pot fi dat in judecata?\u2013 Da.Ion, se uita la Maria, si zice:\u2013 Buna, &#8230; <a title=\"Un tip proaspat casatorit sta de vorba cu cel mai bun prieten al lui\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3075\" aria-label=\"Read more about Un tip proaspat casatorit sta de vorba cu cel mai bun prieten al lui\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3077,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3075","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3075","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3075"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3075\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3081,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3075\/revisions\/3081"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3077"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3075"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3075"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3075"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}