{"id":3068,"date":"2024-09-04T12:20:03","date_gmt":"2024-09-04T12:20:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3068"},"modified":"2024-09-04T19:17:14","modified_gmt":"2024-09-04T19:17:14","slug":"o-nava-in-furtuna-catarg-rupt-punte-distrusa-capitanul-ia-harta-si-spune-marinarilordaca-acest-punt-de","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3068","title":{"rendered":"O nava in furtuna catarg rupt punte distrusa..Capitanul ia harta si spune marinarilor:Daca acest punt de.."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"904\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_6570-904x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3070\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_6570-904x1024.jpeg 904w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_6570-265x300.jpeg 265w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_6570-768x870.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_6570.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 904px) 100vw, 904px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Cum te nume\u015fti, Domnule ?<br>\u2013 Petru <a href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/2024\/09\/04\/sa-stii-zise-directorul-catre-nevasta-sa-ca-secretara\/\">Popescu<\/a>.<br>\u2013 \u015ei ce lucrezi?<br>\u2013 Prepar pe\u015fti pentru pulverizat.<br>\u2013 Bine, dar ce anume opera\u0163ii faci?<br>\u2013 Pun pestele pe pl\u0103ci, potrivesc pl\u0103cile pe plite, preg\u0103tesc patru putini pentru pe\u015ftele pr\u0103jit, pulverizez pasta produs\u0103, pun pe pungi.<br>\u2013 Dar de ce vorbe\u015fti numai cu \u201eP\u201d?<br>\u2013 Poftim ?<br>\u2013 De ce vorbe\u015fti numai cu \u201eP\u201d?<br>\u2013 Pot pronun\u0163a pe P perfect perceptibil.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 Ei, asta e acum! Pun r\u0103m\u0103\u015fag ca la \u00eentreb\u0103rile mele vei gre\u015fi.<br>\u2013 Primesc.<br>\u2013 Pe c\u00e2t?<br>\u2013 Pun prinsoare pe patru poli!<br>\u2013 S-a f\u0103cut. Spune-mi ce-\u0163i place s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nci?<br>\u2013 Pe\u015fte, p\u0103str\u0103vi, plachie, pot\u00e2rnichi, piftie piperata, p\u00e2rjoale, pastram\u0103, paprica\u015f, porumbei, pui<br>pane.<br>\u2013 \u015ei ce vin bei?<br>\u2013 Pinot, pelin, porto.<br>\u2013 \u015ei ce desert?<br>\u2013 Pl\u0103cinte, pr\u0103jituri, papana\u015fi, pepene, prune, pere, portocale, piersici.<br>\u2013 Dar \u00eenghe\u0163at\u0103 obi\u015fnuie\u015fti?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Putin profiterol, parfait.<br>\u2013 Spune-mi cum \u00ee\u0163i petreci timpul liber?<br>\u2013 Prim\u0103vara prefer plimb\u0103rile pe potecile p\u0103durilor, prin parcuri.<br>\u2013 Dar vara?<br>\u2013 Pescuiesc.<br>\u2013 \u015ei iarna?<br>\u2013 Patinez.<br>\u2013 Te pomene\u015fti c\u0103 po\u0163i sa-mi spui o poezie numai cu litera \u201eP\u201d?<br>\u2013 Pot.<br>\u2013 Asta nu o mai cred. Spune-o!<br>Poezia poetului Petru Popescu<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Bine! Spune-mi textual ce i-ai spus nevestei c\u00e2nd ai plecat?<br>\u2013 Paraschivo p\u0103pu\u015fico, pentru pr\u00e2nz presar\u0103 pu\u0163in p\u0103trunjel pe pot\u00e2rniche. Pa!<br>\u2013 V\u0103d c\u0103 am pierdut.<br>\u2013 Pardon, pl\u0103te\u015fti patru poli pentru pierderea pariului.<br>\u2013 Pl\u0103tesc.<br>\u2013 Pune paralele pe portofel.<br>\u2013 \u00cenc\u0103 o \u00eentrebare.<br>\u2013 Poftim!\u2026<br>\u2013 Ce adres\u0103 ai matale ?<br>\u2013 Prelungirea Popa Petrescu 4, parter, plec\u00e2nd prin P\u00e2ng\u0103ri, peste pod.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u2013 Cum te nume\u015fti, Domnule ?\u2013 Petru Popescu.\u2013 \u015ei ce lucrezi?\u2013 Prepar pe\u015fti pentru pulverizat.\u2013 Bine, dar ce anume opera\u0163ii faci?\u2013 Pun pestele pe pl\u0103ci, potrivesc pl\u0103cile pe plite, preg\u0103tesc patru putini pentru pe\u015ftele pr\u0103jit, pulverizez pasta produs\u0103, pun pe pungi.\u2013 Dar de ce vorbe\u015fti numai cu \u201eP\u201d?\u2013 Poftim ?\u2013 De ce vorbe\u015fti numai cu &#8230; <a title=\"O nava in furtuna catarg rupt punte distrusa..Capitanul ia harta si spune marinarilor:Daca acest punt de..\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3068\" aria-label=\"Read more about O nava in furtuna catarg rupt punte distrusa..Capitanul ia harta si spune marinarilor:Daca acest punt de..\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3069,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3068","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3068","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3068"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3068\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3082,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3068\/revisions\/3082"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3069"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3068"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3068"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3068"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}