{"id":3063,"date":"2024-09-04T10:07:45","date_gmt":"2024-09-04T10:07:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3063"},"modified":"2024-09-04T10:07:48","modified_gmt":"2024-09-04T10:07:48","slug":"sotia-si-sotul-nelule-gicu-si-a-luat-o-pe-soacra-sa-la-el-si-o-duc-foarte-bine-impreuna-ce-ar-fi-ca-si-mama-n-am-nimic-impotrivavezi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3063","title":{"rendered":"Sotia si sotul: Nelule Gicu si-a luat-o pe soacra-sa la el si o duc foarte bine impreuna. Ce-ar fi ca si mama..N-am nimic impotriva\u2026vezi"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"915\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_6568-1024x915.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3064\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_6568-1024x915.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_6568-300x268.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_6568-768x686.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_6568.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Invatatoarea la scoala:<br>\u2013 Ia spuneti copii, voi stiti cine v-a adus pe voi pe lume?<br>Ancuta:<br>\u2013 Pe mine m-a adus barza.<br>\u2013 De unde stii, Ancuta ?<br>\u2013 Pai am picioarele la fel de lungi si sunt mai alba la ten.<br>Gigel:<br>\u2013 Pe mine m-a adus cioara.<br>\u2013 De unde stii, Gigel?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Pai sunt mai inchis la culoare la ten si brunet.<br>\u2013 Bravo, Gigel.<br>Bula si el cu mana pe sus.<br>\u2013 Pe mine m-a adus ferry-boat-ul.<br>\u2013 Cum asa, Bula?<br>\u2013 Pai aseara, cand treceam pe langa dormitorul parintilor, l-am auzit pe tata spunandu-i mamei:<br>\u2013 Nu mai feri botu, ca iar facem unul ca Bula.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Copiii sunt intrebati la scoala ce meserie ar prefera.<br>Ionel:<br>\u2013 Eu ma fac doctor.<br>Gigel:<br>\u2013 Eu ma fac inginer.<br>Bula:<br>\u2013 Eu ma fac hacker.<br>\u2013 Dar de ce mai Bula, intreaba invatatoarea.<br>\u2013 Am auzit ca de la anul catalogul va fi publicat online. Si daca eu n-am fost premiant, macar copiii mei vor fi!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Invatatoarea la scoala:\u2013 Ia spuneti copii, voi stiti cine v-a adus pe voi pe lume?Ancuta:\u2013 Pe mine m-a adus barza.\u2013 De unde stii, Ancuta ?\u2013 Pai am picioarele la fel de lungi si sunt mai alba la ten.Gigel:\u2013 Pe mine m-a adus cioara.\u2013 De unde stii, Gigel? \u2013 Pai sunt mai inchis la culoare la &#8230; <a title=\"Sotia si sotul: Nelule Gicu si-a luat-o pe soacra-sa la el si o duc foarte bine impreuna. Ce-ar fi ca si mama..N-am nimic impotriva\u2026vezi\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3063\" aria-label=\"Read more about Sotia si sotul: Nelule Gicu si-a luat-o pe soacra-sa la el si o duc foarte bine impreuna. Ce-ar fi ca si mama..N-am nimic impotriva\u2026vezi\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3065,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3063","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3063","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3063"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3063\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3066,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3063\/revisions\/3066"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3065"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3063"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3063"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3063"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}