{"id":3059,"date":"2024-09-04T07:36:33","date_gmt":"2024-09-04T07:36:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3059"},"modified":"2024-09-04T07:36:36","modified_gmt":"2024-09-04T07:36:36","slug":"avertizare-meteo-vine-furtuna-zise-gheo-privind-pe-geamul-carciumii-cum-vine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3059","title":{"rendered":"Avertizare Meteo: Vine furtuna: Zise Gheo, privind pe geamul carciumii..cum vine"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"984\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_6563-1024x984.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3060\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_6563-1024x984.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_6563-300x288.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_6563-768x738.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_6563.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Se duce Bula la pescuit. Sta cat sta, dar nu prinde nimic\u2026.<br>\u2013 Doamne, daca imi dai un peste mare\u2026 duc jumatate la Biserica!<br>Nu sta mult ca a si prins un peste de 10 kilograme.<br>\u2013 Intre timp, se razgandeste: Nu mai duc nimic la Biserica.<br>Pestele se zbate si cade in apa. Nemultumit, Bula striga spre cer:<br>\u2013 Doamne\u2026 Nu mai stii de gluma?!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Profesoara la scoala:<br>Va rog sa-mi spuneti care ar fi, dupa parerea vostra cel mai rapid lucru din lume\u2026<br>Ionel: \u2013 Eu cred ca cel mai rapid lucru din lume e gandul\u2026<br>\u2013 Cum asa?<br>\u2013 Te gandesti la cineva si nici nu-ti dai seama cand o faci\u2026<br>\u2013 Asta asa este. Ai dreptate.<br>Maria: \u2013 Eu as zice ca clipitul e cel mai rapid\u2026<br>\u2013 De ce anume?<br>\u2013 Nici nu-ti dai seama cand clipesti, atat de rapid e\u2026<br>\u2013 Da\u2026asa..bravo\u00a0<br>Marin:\u2013eu sunt de parere ca lumina este cel mai rapid lucru\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Poti explica?<br>\u2013 Da. Cum apesi pe intrerupator cum se umple toata camera de lumina\u2026 adica e ceva foarte rapid\u2026 nici nu-ti dai seama\u2026.<br>\u2013 Da. Foarte interesant.<br>Bula: \u2013 Cum sa va spun eu\u2026 dupa parerea mea, diareea e cel mai rapid lucru\u2026<br>\u2013 !!!???<br>\u2013 Pai, \u2026 aseara m-am cacat pe mine si n-am avut timp nici sa ma gandesc, nici sa clipesc si nici sa aprind lumina.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Se duce Bula la pescuit. Sta cat sta, dar nu prinde nimic\u2026.\u2013 Doamne, daca imi dai un peste mare\u2026 duc jumatate la Biserica!Nu sta mult ca a si prins un peste de 10 kilograme.\u2013 Intre timp, se razgandeste: Nu mai duc nimic la Biserica.Pestele se zbate si cade in apa. Nemultumit, Bula striga spre cer:\u2013 &#8230; <a title=\"Avertizare Meteo: Vine furtuna: Zise Gheo, privind pe geamul carciumii..cum vine\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3059\" aria-label=\"Read more about Avertizare Meteo: Vine furtuna: Zise Gheo, privind pe geamul carciumii..cum vine\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3061,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3059","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3059","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3059"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3059\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3062,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3059\/revisions\/3062"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3061"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3059"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3059"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3059"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}