Noaptea t\u00e2rziu sun\u0103 telefonul.
So\u021bia ridic\u0103 receptorul:
\u2013 Scumpo, sunt eu. Vin acas\u0103. Nu am \u00eent\u00e2rziat prea mult, nu?
\u2013 Nu, scumpule.
\u2013 Dar, pot s\u0103 vin cu 7-8 prieteni?
\u2013 Desigur, scumpule.
\u2013 Mai st\u0103m, mai vorbim\u2026
\u2013 Da, scumpule\u2026 v\u0103 preg\u0103tesc rapid ni\u0219te sandvi\u0219uri, o gustare, ceva?
B\u0103rbatul tace, apoi spune:
\u2013 M\u0103 scuza\u021bi,\u2026 sigur am gre\u0219it num\u0103rul!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Citi\u021bi \u0219i:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ion se treze\u0219te in puterea nop\u021bii, singur, in pat, far\u0103 nevast\u0103-sa Maria.
Iese si o cauta afar\u0103, o gase\u0219te lang\u0103 o capi\u021b\u0103, f\u0103c\u00e2nd dragoste
cu Gheorghe si spune:
\u2013 Ce faci, Marie?? M\u00e2ine, poimaine te-oi prinde si cu \u021bigara\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bul\u0103 \u00ee\u015fi surprinde p\u0103rin\u0163ii \u00een pat.
Tat\u0103l s\u0103u \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103-i explice ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat.
TAT\u0102L LUI BUL\u0102: \u015etii, fiule, eu o umflam pe mama ta, pentru c\u0103
atunci c\u00e2nd mergem la plaj\u0103 s\u0103 nu se \u00eenece.
BUL\u0102: Degeaba, tat\u0103, ca \u00een fiecare joi vine vecinul \u015fi o desumfl\u0103 la
loc.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Vine un mo\u015fule\u0163 de 80 de ani la doctor.
\u2013 Domnule doctor, m\u00e2ine o s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eensor!
\u2013 Bine, mo\u015fule, c\u00e2\u0163i ani are mireasa?
\u2013 21\u2026
\u2013 Doamne, trebuie s\u0103 v\u0103 avertizez, orice activitate se*ual\u0103 ar putea fi fatal\u0103! Mo\u015fule\u0163ul st\u0103 un pic pe g\u00e2nduri \u015fi r\u0103spunde:
\u2013 Bine, dac\u0103 moare\u2026 moare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Un tip cu amanta \u00een pat\u2026 La un moment dat sun\u0103 cineva la u\u0219\u0103. Amanta, calm\u0103, \u00eei spune s\u0103 fie lini\u0219tit c\u0103 e so\u021bul, dar rezolv\u0103 ea\u2026 Se duce la u\u0219\u0103, deschide \u0219i-i spune:
\u2014 A, iubi ! Ce bine c-ai venit !\u2026 Du \u0219i tu gunoiul !
Tipa \u00eei pune g\u0103leata cu gunoiul \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103, iar so\u021bul pleac\u0103. Amantul se \u00eembrac\u0103 lini\u0219tit \u0219i, pe sc\u0103ri, \u00ee\u0219i zice \u00een sinea lui:
\u201e\u0218i frumoas\u0103, \u0219i de\u0219teapt\u0103 !\u2026\u201d
Ajunge acas\u0103, sun\u0103 la u\u0219\u0103, \u0219i-i deschide so\u021bia:
\u2014 A, iubi ! Ce bine c-ai venit !\u2026 Du \u0219i tu gunoiul !
Ia tipul g\u0103leata, coboar\u0103 sc\u0103rile \u0219i \u00ee\u0219i zice \u00een sinea lui:
\u201e\u0218i ur\u00e2t\u0103, \u0219i cu tupeu !\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Noaptea t\u00e2rziu sun\u0103 telefonul.So\u021bia ridic\u0103 receptorul:\u2013 Scumpo, sunt eu. Vin acas\u0103. Nu am \u00eent\u00e2rziat prea mult, nu?\u2013 Nu, scumpule.\u2013 Dar, pot s\u0103 vin cu 7-8 prieteni?\u2013 Desigur, scumpule.\u2013 Mai st\u0103m, mai vorbim\u2026\u2013 Da, scumpule\u2026 v\u0103 preg\u0103tesc rapid ni\u0219te sandvi\u0219uri, o gustare, ceva?B\u0103rbatul tace, apoi spune:\u2013 M\u0103 scuza\u021bi,\u2026 sigur am gre\u0219it num\u0103rul! Citi\u021bi \u0219i: Ion se … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3056,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3055","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3055","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3055"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3055\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3057,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3055\/revisions\/3057"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3056"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3055"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3055"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3055"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}