{"id":3052,"date":"2024-09-03T14:48:35","date_gmt":"2024-09-03T14:48:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3052"},"modified":"2024-09-03T14:48:38","modified_gmt":"2024-09-03T14:48:38","slug":"bula-agata-o-femeie-la-avansurile-lui-aceasta-protesta-indignata","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3052","title":{"rendered":"Bul\u0103 aga\u021b\u0103 o femeie. La avansurile lui, aceasta protesta indignat\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Bul\u0103 aga\u021b\u0103 o femeie. La avansurile lui, aceasta protesta indignat\u0103:<br>\u2013 Mai bine mi-o cos dec\u00e2t s\u0103 m\u0103 culc cu tine!<br>Bul\u0103 tot insist\u0103 \u015fi, \u00eentr-un t\u00e2rziu, are c\u00e2\u015ftig de cauz\u0103.<br>Dup\u0103 o noapte de dragoste s\u0103lbatic\u0103, mahmur \u015fi epuizat, \u00eei spuse femeii:<br>\u2013 De cusut nu \u021bi-o coase, dar vreo dou\u0103 pense nu i-ar strica s\u0103-i faci!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Citi\u021bi \u0219i:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>O tanara frumoasa din Pitesti facea autostopul pentru a<br>ajunge la Bucuresti. La un moment dat opreste un superb<br>Jaguar rosu si o ia. Barbatul demareaza in tromba si, la un moment dat, ii zice:<br>\u2013 Domnisoara, sunteti a treia femeie insarcinata<br>care m-a oprit sa o duc la Bucuresti\u2026<br>\u2013 Vai domnule, dar nu sunt insarcinata!, se revolta tanara.<br>\u2013 Dar ce, am ajuns cumva la Bucuresti?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bul\u0103 aga\u021b\u0103 o femeie. La avansurile lui, aceasta protesta indignat\u0103:\u2013 Mai bine mi-o cos dec\u00e2t s\u0103 m\u0103 culc cu tine!Bul\u0103 tot insist\u0103 \u015fi, \u00eentr-un t\u00e2rziu, are c\u00e2\u015ftig de cauz\u0103.Dup\u0103 o noapte de dragoste s\u0103lbatic\u0103, mahmur \u015fi epuizat, \u00eei spuse femeii:\u2013 De cusut nu \u021bi-o coase, dar vreo dou\u0103 pense nu i-ar strica s\u0103-i faci! Citi\u021bi &#8230; <a title=\"Bul\u0103 aga\u021b\u0103 o femeie. La avansurile lui, aceasta protesta indignat\u0103\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3052\" aria-label=\"Read more about Bul\u0103 aga\u021b\u0103 o femeie. La avansurile lui, aceasta protesta indignat\u0103\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3053,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3052","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3052","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3052"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3052\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3054,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3052\/revisions\/3054"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3053"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3052"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3052"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3052"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}