Bro e\u0219ti? Am pus-o r\u0103u. A r\u0103mas asta gravid\u0103, m-am certat cu ea c\u0103 i-am zis c\u0103 nu r\u0103m\u00e2ne.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 P\u0103i m\u0103, nu cump\u0103rasei luna trecut\u0103 anticoncep\u021bionale?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Ba da frate. \u0218i le-am luat zi de zi, nu \u0219tiu cum naiba a r\u0103mas. Poate nu e cu mine\u2026 o omor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 B\u0103, boule, ea trebuie s\u0103 ia anticoncep\u021bionalele, nu tu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Te-ar putea interesa \u0219i:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Doi prieteni se intalnesc dimineata, la cafea. Unul din ei are un ochi vanat.\u2013 Ce-ai patit la ochi?\u2013 M-a lovit nevasta.\u2013 De ce?\u2013 I-am vorbit cu `TU`.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Doamne, iarta-ma, dar ce fel de relatie aveti voi in familie de te-alovit pentru atata lucru?\u2013 Pai aseara, pe cand mancam, mi a zis: `stii, draga, noi n-am mai facutdragoste de trei luni`.Iar eu i-am zis: Poate TU!<\/p>\n\n\n\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Bro e\u0219ti? Am pus-o r\u0103u. A r\u0103mas asta gravid\u0103, m-am certat cu ea c\u0103 i-am zis c\u0103 nu r\u0103m\u00e2ne. \u2013 P\u0103i m\u0103, nu cump\u0103rasei luna trecut\u0103 anticoncep\u021bionale? \u2013 Ba da frate. \u0218i le-am luat zi de zi, nu \u0219tiu cum naiba a r\u0103mas. Poate nu e cu mine\u2026 o omor. \u2013 B\u0103, boule, ea trebuie … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3050,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3049","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3049","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3049"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3049\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3051,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3049\/revisions\/3051"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3050"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3049"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3049"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3049"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}