{"id":3046,"date":"2024-09-03T09:51:16","date_gmt":"2024-09-03T09:51:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3046"},"modified":"2024-09-04T19:05:13","modified_gmt":"2024-09-04T19:05:13","slug":"de-cate-ori-v-ati-inselat-nevestele-eu-niciodata-in-30-de-ani-de-casnicie-raspunde-primul-foarte-bine-uite-ai-aici-un-mercedes-sa-te-plimbi-prin-rai","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3046","title":{"rendered":"De cate ori v-ati inselat nevestele?\u2013 Eu niciodata in 30 de ani de casnicie, raspunde primul.\u2013 Foarte bine, uite ai aici un Mercedes, sa te plimbi prin Rai."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<h6 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><strong>De cate ori v-ati inselat nevestele?<\/strong><br>\u2013 Eu niciodata in 30 de ani de casnicie, raspunde primul.<\/h6>\n\n\n\n<h6 class=\"wp-block-heading\">\u2013 Foarte bine, uite ai aici un\u00a0Mercedes sa te plimbi prin Rai.<\/h6>\n\n\n\n<h6 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Eu o singura data in 40 de ani de casnicie, spune al doilea.<\/h6>\n\n\n\n<h6 class=\"wp-block-heading\">\u2013 Nu e chiar atat de grav, se iarta. Uite un Opel, sa mergi cu el prin Rai.<\/h6>\n\n\n\n<h6 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Eu de vreo 10 ori in 20 ani de casnicie, raspunde ultimul.<br>\u2013 Aoleu, ce rau ai fost. Insa, pentru ca ai fost cinstit, uite un Logan.<\/h6>\n\n\n\n<h6 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><strong>Dupa ceva timp, se intalnesc cel cu Loganul si cel cu Mercedesul la un stop. Cel cu Mercedes plangea.<\/strong><\/h6>\n\n\n\n<h6 class=\"wp-block-heading\">De ce plangi, omule? Ce s-a intamplat?<br>\u2013 A murit nevasta-mea ieri\u2026<\/h6>\n\n\n\n<h6 class=\"wp-block-heading\">\u2013 Asa, si?<br>\u2013 Si am vazut-o azi prin Rai\u2026 Se plimba pe role!<\/h6>\n\n\n\n<h6 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><strong>In biserica, la rand la spovedit: o olteanca, o ardeleanca si o moldoveanca\u2026<\/strong><br>Olteanca intra prima\u2026<\/h6>\n\n\n\n<h6 class=\"wp-block-heading\">\u2013 Ia zi!\u2026 Ai calcat strimb vreodata?<br>\u2013 Da, parinte!<\/h6>\n\n\n\n<h6 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Atunci, ia ocoleste tu frumos biserica de cate ori ai pacatuit, citind din cartea de rugaciuni!<br>Olteanca da doua ture si se opreste\u2026<\/h6>\n\n\n\n<h6 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Intra apoi ardeleanca\u2026<\/h6>\n\n\n\n<h6 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><strong>\u2013 Ia zi!\u2026 Ai calcat strimb vreodata?<\/strong><br>\u2013 Da, parinte!<\/h6>\n\n\n\n<h6 class=\"wp-block-heading\">\u2013 Atunci, ia ocoleste tu frumos biserica de cate ori ai pacatuit, citind din cartea de rugaciuni!<br>Ardeleanca da trei ture si se opreste\u2026<\/h6>\n\n\n\n<h6 class=\"wp-block-heading\">La sfarsit intra si moldoveanca\u2026<\/h6>\n\n\n\n<h6 class=\"wp-block-heading\">\u2013 Ia zi!\u2026 Ai calcat strimb vreodata?<br>\u2013 Da, parinte!<\/h6>\n\n\n\n<h6 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><strong>\u2013 Atunci, ia ocoleste si tu frumos biserica de cate ori ai pacatuit, citind din cartea de rugaciuni!<\/strong><\/h6>\n\n\n\n<h6 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Moldoveanca da cinci ture, se opreste si spune popii:<br>\u2013 Auzi, parinte\u2026 N-aveti cumva pe-aici vreo bicicleta, ca asa n-am nici un spor si ziua-i tare scurta\u2026<\/h6>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>De cate ori v-ati inselat nevestele?\u2013 Eu niciodata in 30 de ani de casnicie, raspunde primul. \u2013 Foarte bine, uite ai aici un\u00a0Mercedes sa te plimbi prin Rai. Eu o singura data in 40 de ani de casnicie, spune al doilea. \u2013 Nu e chiar atat de grav, se iarta. 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