{"id":3043,"date":"2024-09-03T07:43:24","date_gmt":"2024-09-03T07:43:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3043"},"modified":"2024-09-03T07:43:26","modified_gmt":"2024-09-03T07:43:26","slug":"blonda-vine-acasa-de-la-medic-ce-ti-a-zis-doctorul-intreaba-sotul-ei-a-zis-trei-sute-de-lei-nu-voiam-sa-te-intreb-ce-ai","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3043","title":{"rendered":"Blonda vine acasa de la medic.\u2013 Ce ti-a zis doctorul? intreaba sotul ei.\u2013 A zis: trei sute de lei.\u2013 Nu, voiam sa te intreb ce ai?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Blonda vine acasa de la medic.<br>\u2013 Ce ti-a zis doctorul? intreaba sotul ei.<br>\u2013 A zis: trei sute de lei.<br>\u2013 Nu, voiam sa te intreb ce ai?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Aveam doua sute.<br>\u2013 Nu, voiam sa te intreb ce problema ai?<br>\u2013 Problema era ca imi lipseau o suta de lei.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>BONUS:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Scumpul meu ginerica, gata, nu mai mai iubesti?<br>Se apropie ziua de nastere a soacrei iar ginerele nu stie ce cadou sa-i faca. In cele din urma s-a decis si i-a rezervat cel mai fain loc din cimitir.<br>A mai trecut un an, din nou ziua de nastere a soacrei. De aceasta data nici un cadou. Soacra intreaba:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Scumpul meu ginerica, gata, nu mai mai iubesti?<br>\u2013 Ba da, mama, cum sa nu te iubesc? Doar ca sunt un pic suparat, deoarece nu te-ai folosit de cadoul meu de anul trecut!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Blonda vine acasa de la medic.\u2013 Ce ti-a zis doctorul? intreaba sotul ei.\u2013 A zis: trei sute de lei.\u2013 Nu, voiam sa te intreb ce ai? \u2013 Aveam doua sute.\u2013 Nu, voiam sa te intreb ce problema ai?\u2013 Problema era ca imi lipseau o suta de lei. BONUS: Scumpul meu ginerica, gata, nu mai mai &#8230; <a title=\"Blonda vine acasa de la medic.\u2013 Ce ti-a zis doctorul? intreaba sotul ei.\u2013 A zis: trei sute de lei.\u2013 Nu, voiam sa te intreb ce ai?\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3043\" aria-label=\"Read more about Blonda vine acasa de la medic.\u2013 Ce ti-a zis doctorul? intreaba sotul ei.\u2013 A zis: trei sute de lei.\u2013 Nu, voiam sa te intreb ce ai?\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3044,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3043","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3043","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3043"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3043\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3045,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3043\/revisions\/3045"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3044"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3043"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3043"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3043"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}