Un prieten \u00eei poveste\u0219te altuia despre aventurile din vacan\u021b\u0103:
\u2013 \u00ce\u021bi \u00eenchipui, m\u0103 urc \u00een tren pentru a m\u0103 \u00eentoarce acas\u0103 \u0219i am nimerit \u00eentr-o cu\u0219et\u0103 cu o blond\u0103 extraordinar\u0103, altcineva nu era nimeni, doar noi doi. Am b\u0103ut un pic\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 \u0218i?
\u2013 Ce, si? Ea s-a dezb..am r\u0103mas pur \u0219i simplu fascinat de corpul ei, avea picioare, , fund de zei\u021b\u0103. Apoi am f\u0103cut drag.oste. Dup\u0103 asta \u00eens\u0103, ea se ridic\u0103 \u0219i \u00eencepe a pl\u00e2nge:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Eu ,spune ea, sunt o tic\u0103loas\u0103, am un so\u021b at\u00e2t de bun, el m\u0103 iube\u0219te at\u00e2t de tare, \u00eemi este fidel, eu \u00eens\u0103 uite ce fapt\u0103 \u00eenjositoare am f\u0103cut, c\u00e2t m\u0103 c\u0103iesc de cele \u00eent\u00e2mplate, nu am s\u0103 mi-o iert niciodat\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A\u0219a de emo\u021bionant vorbea, \u00eenc\u00e2t, auzind-o, am \u00eenceput a pl\u00e2nge \u0219i eu.
\u2013 \u0218i ce a urmat?
\u2013 Ei ce, ce? A\u0219a a fost p\u00e2n\u0103 am ajuns acas\u0103\u2026 pl\u00e2ngeam, f\u0103ceam , pl\u00e2ngeam, f\u0103ceam , pl\u00e2ngeam, f\u0103ceam drag.oste .<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Doua calugarite la cumparaturi intr-un magazin alimentar.
Una dintre ele o intreaba pe cealalta:
\u2013 Ce-ai zice de niste bere?
\u2013 N-ar strica, dar mi-ar fi rusine sa cumpar asa ceva.
\u2013 Nici o problema, rezolv eu.
Iau ele o cutie cu 6 beri si se duc la casa.
Casierul se uita foarte mirat si calugarita zice:
\u2013 Asta-i ca sa ne spalam parul.
Caiserul, fara sa ezite, se apleaca sub tejghea si pune o punga de covrigei linga bere:
\u2013 Sa nu va uitati bigudiurile!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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